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That's what I told my first wife.

Much like the popular phrase "that's what she said", "that's what I told my first wife" can apply to male only references. The first known use was by Michael Thor Lengies Sept. 2012.
Perfect set ups:
"It's doesn't get any harder than this." "That's what I told my first wife."

Sarcastic:
"I always wear condoms." "That's what I told my first wife."

Out of no where:
"I've got a date at 9:00." "That's what I told my first wife."

Self degrading humor:
"I'm just not a one woman man." "Yeah, that's what I told my first wife."

Thats what he said, Thats what she said, Inuendo, Sexual,
by JoeliusC September 28, 2012
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Evie my fav wife

THE BEST PERSON YOULL EVER KNOW. She has the best style and music taste and always knows exactly what to say. Every time you’ll see her you’ll want to have her whole wardrobe. I WAS HAPPY WHEN SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME AND WE HAD OUR FIRST DAUGHTER EMERSON. We make more great memories everyday with our daughter slim shady. <3
Evie my fav wife is so pretty
by GA1029384756 February 25, 2023
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Errol's Wife My Sweet Jamaican Empress

Errol's WifeMy Sweet Empress you been running cross my mind recently & I'm so concerned bout

you it's just a feeling we use to get bout each other & all ways went everywhere together we were never apart.I miss you so much words can never explain. You such a good woman Jah know
all the time me wish a me you did marry it still hurts,but I want you to happy.Remember how me family did love you arf,it still bring tears to my eye it tun out dem did right bout the next girl she was never right for me at all she wanted was to show off to say she have a nice looking man. She couldn't do nuttin apart from sit down a watch other people business I needed you eena life so could build together I still love you I would do anything just to hold you & wake up next to you again 💕 love you all ways
Errol's Wife My Sweet Jamaican Empress

My Sweet Jamaican Empress I wonder when I'll ever you again, I love you more than words can say & maybe taking a trip up really soon 😊
by Janet21 March 15, 2023
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my bitch ex wife

A woman who breaks your heart and steals your little shitheads you call children
My bitch ex wife cheated on me with Steve’s BBC!
by Imissmykids May 14, 2024
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MY PARROT FUCKED YA WIFE

"MY PARROT FUCKED YA WIFE IS THE BEST BAND EVER BRO!"
by MCCHUGGA February 24, 2021
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Your Wife, My Bopper

One man's wife being the sex slave/boxing spar partner of another person (that person probably being a relative)
Husband: What are you doing with my lovely wife who I have great sex with and box on the occasion.

Relative: Your Wife, My Bopper!

Husband: FUUUUCK
by Steve July 21, 2008
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