A POV TikTok originally posted in February 2022 by Chris Barnett featuring his brother asking their dad for new shoes. Chris makes the same request, stating he has a hole in his shoes. For God-knows what reason, the specific line "I have a hole in my shoes" became a meme four years later in January 2026.
Brother: Hey dad, can I have some new shoes?
Dad: Of course, buddy.
Chris: I have a hole in my shoes.
Dad: Of course, buddy.
Chris: I have a hole in my shoes.
by austicles January 25, 2026
Get the I Have a Hole in my Shoes mug.A new phrase thats rapidly gaining in popularity, this is used to describe ones condition if one is utterly confused, wasted, high, or just plain out of it. Its often used to describe situations that have already happened but is not limited to that. There are many variations, a few of the more common ones are following:
-I don't know what hole to put my dick in
-I can't even tell which hole to put my dick in
-I put my dick in all the wrong holes
-I don't know what hole to put my dick in
-I can't even tell which hole to put my dick in
-I put my dick in all the wrong holes
"Man, that party last night was so crazy I didn't even know which hole to put my dick in."
"Algebra is so confusing, I don't even know what hole to put my dick in!"
"I feel bad about that chick the other day, I was so wasted I put my dick in all the wrong holes..."
"Algebra is so confusing, I don't even know what hole to put my dick in!"
"I feel bad about that chick the other day, I was so wasted I put my dick in all the wrong holes..."
by ybsubnairb December 10, 2009
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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!
A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.
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A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.
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by Thlayli February 22, 2003
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Get the Teasing my holes mug.When a female finally gives up fighting the sexual urge and shows her intimate nakedness (buthole and vagina ).
It had been 5 dates already , after I had a shower I came into the living room ,bent over and popped my holes at Dave last night , he ravaged them Good.
by DJ robanski July 15, 2018
Get the Popped my holes mug.A process in which one would lay down (bed optional) and would simply close one's eyes to check one's eyelids for holes. This process takes a usual 7 to 8 hours for the punctuality freak but takes longer depending on how lazy one is. Also depends on the amount of alcohol one has consumed. Even comes as a good excuse when caught performing this process at work, class or behind the wheel.
Example 1
Dude 1: Dude you almost hit that grandma!
Dude 2: Sorry dude, I was checking my eyelids for holes.
Example 2
Dude 1: Well this party was awesome! I'm gonna go check my eyelids for holes. *falls to ground*
Dude 2: Night dude.
Dude 1: Night.
Dude 1: Dude you almost hit that grandma!
Dude 2: Sorry dude, I was checking my eyelids for holes.
Example 2
Dude 1: Well this party was awesome! I'm gonna go check my eyelids for holes. *falls to ground*
Dude 2: Night dude.
Dude 1: Night.
by Crash569 August 13, 2010
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