eddie munson stan

probably the most annoying people on the internet. with the constant "chrissy wake up" jokes, and unbearable eddie munson povs, they are extremely annoying and singlehandedly destroying the stranger things fandom.

these people are not the same as regular eddie munson likers, because stans take liking a character to an extent.

P1: Man, Eddie Munson is a pretty cool character.
P2: OMG EDDIE IS SO HOT AND HE'S THE BEST CHARACTER EVER DID YOU SEE THE NEW POV?????? CHRISSY WAKE UPPP LMAOAOO HE HE HE!!!11!
P3: Holy, they're the most unbearable person I've ever met! They must be an Eddie Munson stan.
P1: Exactly.

by Boredom August 4, 2022

Missouri fountain

A Missouri fountain usually occurs when an elderly man inserts anal beads up inside of his asshole to leave for six days. A presumably younger woman would rip the anal beads out of the elderly man's asshole while in a fetal, ass up position causing the fountain of shit to copulate within the woman's vagina.

The regional association is related to Missouri being famous for toasted ravioli.

Yooo! That homeless guy in the alley just did a Missouri fountain with that hooker!

by clitflicker47 January 17, 2021

munsoned

munsoned (v.) - to be up a creek without a paddle; to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it. a figure of speech.

from the great movie "kingpin".

I'd sooner get munsoned out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.

by scott mcgowan January 13, 2007

Springfield, Missouri

A so-called "city" in Missouri--Springfield is more like a big small town. Many of it's residents suffer from small-town syndrome and many of the small business owners here think they are hot fucking tits and that their shit doesn't stink... all the while gentrifying the north part of the commercial district (actually just one street), ironically, most of these stores can't afford to stay open from 9 to 5. Residents of Springfield also enjoy not shutting the fuck up about cashew chicken or how bad the traffic is, even though the "city" literally takes 15 minutes to drive from one end to the other. For it's size, there are a surprising number of homeless people in Springfield contrasted by a church on literally every fucking corner where bible thumpers judge you and a ridiculous number of banks on every other corner. Downtown is full of frat douchebags going clubbing or diet liberals and wannabe hipsters who want you to know how woke they are and go to the same handful of bars... no need to worry though, some white dude with a beard and tattoos will probably open another brewery soon!

Person 1: "Springfield, Missouri is a really diverse place."

Person 2: "Isn't the demographic of Greene County over 90% white?"

by Story Time for Morons August 10, 2019

missouri lap-dance

This is the act of one taking a shit on a toilet whilst another sits on one's lap and shits in the space between his/her legs into the water below. The word missouri, come to find out after coining the term, in a native american dialect means muddy water

Oh man I ate so many corn dogs at the carnival that I had to rush home, no sooner than I dropped my first terd charlene was in there givin me the old missouri lap-dance. I guess she had one corndog too many as well.

by jihad massoud October 14, 2011

Muskoka Steamship

During anal intercourse partner A removes his penis from partner B. Partner A then pours maple syrup on his penis and partner B completes the act by performing oral sex on partner A.

Last night my girl gave me a Muskoka Steamship, she must really love me.

by Made in Muskoka December 4, 2012

Missouri Jack Knife

When a person uses their busted teeth to cut someone during oral sex

I was getting head the other day and that bitch gave me a Missouri Jack Knife!

by loafnaround September 2, 2020