The Mona Lisa

1. When a girl gives a guy a blowjob while simultaneously touching herself until she makes herself cum.

2. Being facefucked by a guy while touching oneself until reaching the point of climax.

He told me to put his dick in my mouth and touch myself because he wanted to feel when I orgasmed through my moaning. He called it the Mona Lisa

by Citygworl16 October 10, 2020

sexual Mona Lisa

Okay the true meaning of the Mona Lisa is when your girlfriend has a heavy flow of her period and you guys have sexual penetration and then you pull your penis out of her bloody vagina and then wipe it on her belly hence the Mona Lisa

She always gets so horny when she's on her period so I had to give her the Sexual Mona Lisa

by The Masterbaiter77! May 27, 2023

Mona Lisa

a girl who is hot from far away, but ugly up close.(just like the painting, looks nice from far away, but cracked and ugly up close)

Lets go talk that girl. O, wait hell no shes a mona lisa.

by dfs2477 October 1, 2007

Mona Lisa

A girl sent by a guy to get close to another guy. Her role is to get info on him through (conversation, text messages, etc.) Then she gives that information back to the guy, Then that guy uses the information to set the other guy up. The bitch is basically a informant (🐀). NEVER TRUST A BITCH. 💯

Mona Lisa to me ain't nothin but a bitch.

by Dead 92315 March 27, 2019

cockslapping the mona lisa

AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.

Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!

Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*

by Curtis Mortemer August 20, 2008

Mona Lisa

When your girl is giving you head, you pull out, cum on her face, and brush your junk over her forehead like a paintbrush, watching her expression go completely blank like the painting

My girl told me to surprise her that night, so as I was about to finish, I gave her a Mona Lisa.... Surprise!!!!!

by MizzouViking March 8, 2019

the Mona Lisa

A self portrait of Leonard DaVinci.

Dude,DaVinci's a faggot!

by oh sick,dude !!!!!! May 1, 2004