by Evandjdjsjskdks April 26, 2019
by spotlight ah moonlight ah January 03, 2022
When you work an essential job that makes you get the covid vaccine and then your limp dick husband can’t knock you up.
Mary told her friend Laurie “I regret getting the covid vaccine because I know that’s what caused me to have a Moderna miscarriage, plus I have this chip that the government uses to track me.”
by Ihatedk69 August 17, 2024
Did you hear Cathy fell off that steamboat?
Yeah, rumor has it she was trying for a Mississippi Miscarriage
Yeah, rumor has it she was trying for a Mississippi Miscarriage
by Winterjack May 09, 2020
When you are about to sneeze but then it disappears and you are left with a hollow, empty, unfulfilled life of disappointment.
"Dude. I just had a sneeze miscarriage."
"Oh man, that's rough. Sorry to hear that. I'm sure your next sneeze will come to term."
"Oh man, that's rough. Sorry to hear that. I'm sure your next sneeze will come to term."
by mtccm December 18, 2019