maximum ice

a large,cheap,not bad tasting man sized beer sold @ the lcbo that gets you smashed

hey nick you still pounding the maximum ice into you?

by kalisz June 11, 2010

Maximum Thickness

The largest size that a girl can be before she is no longer considered attractive. Any larger and she is considered to be fat or unattractive.

Dude, Amanda is a little big, but she's still pretty hot. She's reached maximum thickness.

by TexAMAggie05 July 24, 2008

Maximum Cumpacity

When you have had sex (or jerked off) so many times in one day that you lose the ability to have another orgasm.

Last night they had a Jenna Jamison marathon on pay-per-view porn. I beat off so many times, I reached my maximum cumpacity!

by Fruitless Choad September 29, 2006

Maximum Hug

The epitome of hugs only given at special moments. Best given immediately and do not put this on hold for long time.

Girl: Aww, I like you. I'm going to give you a maximum hug, but later.
Boy: :(

by Jimtheperv August 16, 2007

Maximum Penetration

To penetrate a girl in as many ways possible (Up to 10, Vagina, Anus, mouth, both nostrils, both eyesockets, both ears, and the belly button if you push hard enough)

Maximum Penetration has only been attempted 17 times.
There have been no survivors.

by jasonk123 January 29, 2006

maximum ramage

Maximum Ramage - Best porn star out, Amazing beautiful VERY intelligent and excellecnt all round.

"Hey dude shes hot reckon she's a relation of MAXIMUM RAMAGE?"

by Jezzabelle November 12, 2007

Maximum Pwnage

Completely beating some one at an event or debate, having someone whipped.

LaQuiesha had Mendell in maximum pwnage on the court.

Furrohnda had maximum pwnage over her new boo.

by Rosalind April 01, 2006