massachusetts 

The state simply known as MA or MASS due to an impressive and consistant illiteracy rate among truck drivers, postal workers and tax collectors, who are the only people who care it exists.

This is my friend Jim, he's from Boston.

massachusetts by supraturtle November 10, 2006

massachusetts 

The hands-down most difficult state name to pronounce/spell. Looks very odd in conjunction with other state words such as "Texas", "Utah", "New Jersey", and "Kansas".

Texas, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Utah, and Kansas are the master plans of old people to confound and confuse small children.

massachusetts by The Black Plague June 27, 2003

massachusetts 

a state in new england, directly north of conneticut and rhode island. the people in this state think that because they can afford $600 handbags paid for by dear ol mummy and daddy's credit card,and because their dear red sox finally won a world series after 86 YEARS OF CHOKING, that automatically makes them superior to the rest of the united states. in conversation, people in massachusetts most commonly will talk about their favorite subject- how "wicked bad" the 26-time world series champion yankees are. they will never own up to the fact that they are very jealous of the yankees. many massachusetts people are narrow-minded twits who won't listen to any critism of any kind, especially regarding sports. they might be too busy cheering, "YANKEES SUCK"-at a basketball game very unrelated to baseball- to hear you.

see also-
loser
pathetic
obnoxious
crap
whiner

massachusetts by don't start with me January 15, 2005

Massachusetts 

Also known as Massatwoshits to out of staters and local youth, who are in turn called Massholes. Generally white middle class Democrats live here, but also home to some liberals. One of the only states where gay marriage is legalized, of course you must stay in Mass if you would like to stay married. Corruption of youth and government is high, but at least we have some good schools, like Harvard, which we can hold over everyone else and be like "Yeah, bitches, we're taking ALL your money!" Also has dunkin donuts and other places where people who can't walk a quarter mile can get really really fat. Then there's Boston, which would be cool if New York didn't have New York City, so Boston inevitably sucks, but we still have red sox and patriots and other teams, whose fans are pshyco, but have LOTS of spirit, so don't mess with them. Good place for drinking and meeting random people.

"Stupid Massatwoshits Massholes think they're so great cause Massachusetts is full of lameass Suburbs and shit!"

Massachusetts by some masshole November 10, 2006

massachusetts 

complete shithole. Nothing to do except go to Boston where you still have to endure the redsox fan who think they are so tight. Everyone here is cheap and think that having no money makes you better than everyone else. Go Yankees, go low taxes, screw gay marriage, fuck mass.

man we are betts than everyone else because we from massachusetts

massachusetts by Yankees1234567890 August 5, 2008

Massachusetts 

I’m from Massachusetts. Where the roads are horrible. We are only bad drivers to anyone not from Mass. We have the greatest sports teams in the world. Super Bowl Champs and the World series in one year. Bad weather but we wouldn’t change it for the world. The cape is where we all migrate in the summer. We say a lot and use wicked as a noun, verb and adjective. We live off of iced coffee and it’s a meal supplement. No one is better than Massholes

Jack: I’m from Massachusetts

Tim: Oh! My hometown team is way better than yours!

Jack: How many championships do you have again?

Massachusetts by jackass May 1, 2019

Massachusetts 

The act of taking a womans vaginal juices (untainted by other forms of sexual release) and freezing it in i popsicle container. This popsicle should most likely be used for sex but can be used for anything.

Before i had sex with her i made a Massachusetts for later that night.

Massachusetts by Zeruke November 21, 2010