Phantom Mallard

When you wedge a rubber ducky into a woman's anus without her knowledge. Usually during intercourse and especially if she likes anal play.

I don't know what will be worse, when she sees it in the toilet or realizes it's off her own tub. The phantom mallard strikes again.

by Manbot5000 May 18, 2010

Minnesota Mallard Migration

When a man with a large beard goes down on a woman with crabs.

John's been scratching his face alot, he must have experienced the Minnesota Mallard Migration.

by DXbuddie November 27, 2019

Silly goose with a mallards head

A funny lookin goober

Hey look that girl is a silly goose with a mallards head

by Oohh darling January 08, 2021

mallard._.duck__vr

mallard._.duck__vr has bad internet but is still good at gorilla tag, if he had better internet he would probably be better than sleet_vr/aceyninjavr

mallard._.duck__vr has bad internet.

by mallard._.duck__vr March 22, 2022

lewis mallard

a hefty dune coon, has gammy legs most the time.

"here comes lewis mallard, i heard he likes children!"

by deadpooldan2008 September 22, 2022

Mallard

A synonym for fuck, since your phone autocorrects it to duck, so why not just use that word anyway.

Oh mallard me!

Mallard you!

Mother mallard!

by Flammy The Wizard April 04, 2023

Mallard

Someone who panic buys - especially from a grocery store or supermarket - upon hearing of an impending crisis or emergency.

“Look how much stuff he has on his trolly, it’s only a cyclone. What an absolute Mallard.”

by Pseudomania316 January 24, 2022