maisie

maisie; a form of granny porn

i.e "i had a hard on looking at 'some maisie' shove a cucumber up her vadge."

by Walrusman December 12, 2007

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Maisie

Maisie is usually a girl with dark brown hair but likes to get it dyed, she's quite tall and looks older than her actual age. She prefers chicken. She doesn't like people who call her boring but actually deep down she is. Her eye colour varies, one day it will look like poo and one day it will look like snot. Maisie doesn't have a lot of friends, she thinks its better to keep your circle small so there is less beef. But this isn't helpful at family events when Maisie likes to look popular so she constantly snaps her only 2 friends. Most Maisie's are very beautiful and sweet, but its a shame because they like sleep more than you. Also some Maisie's can be very weird and nugget-like. To annoy them: air them, buy them mayo, call them Macy or say that she is dating someone called Charles.

me: oh look theres macy

maisie: its maissssieee you nonce #
me: shut up you neek

maisie: *googles what a neek is*

by Jeff32145 May 29, 2019

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Maisie

Maisie is always going to be the worst person you will ever meet. She is annoying, sarcastic and very very unlikeable. Her best friend will often be another jerk. She thinks she is good at sport but she is actually trash at everything she does. She is often a rich piece of crap who gets everything she wants cos her daddy is an overrated jerk.

Boy 1: So have you played basketball with Maisie?
Boy 2: Please don't remind me!

by plsloveme March 26, 2020

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