high maintenance

Requiring a lot of attention. When describing a person, high-maintenance usually means that the individual is emotionally needy or prone to over-dramatizing a situation to gain attention

Although he was a nice boy, his low self-esteem made him high-maintenance.

by A Gianotto (snipe) November 3, 2002

maintenance strokes

What a man does to maintain his erection, usually while waiting for more porn to load or doing something else.

I was doing maintenance strokes with porn running in the background while browsing 4chan.

by home movies October 31, 2014

maintenance fuck

when your partner has sex with you to avoid listening to you complain about not having sex

Him: "Hey babe do you want to have sex tonight?"

Her: "Ok it's Sunday you're due for a maintenance fuck."

by JDub789 November 29, 2014

maintenance drinking

Drinking alcohol at a rate intended to maintain the current level of intoxication.

By preloading at home, and only maintenance drinking on the town, you can have an economical night out.

"Paul always preloads so he only has to maintenance drink at Atomic."

"Amy had a big day at the races and so was only maintenance drinking at the pub."

by captainlarry February 9, 2010

high maintenence

1.A female that requires more than average hair/nail/pedicuire/skin care services, the latest trends, name brand clothes/shoes and handbags, and lots of attention.

2.A female who requires her man to have an expensive car, expensive house, a good paying job, and lots of money.

1.She go to the hair salon 4 times a week.She is a high maintenence person.

2.Jasmine put James in the poor house. She is a high maintenence broad.

by Shayquanita Brown June 27, 2006

boner maintenance

Boner maintenance is the act of simultaneously stroking your weinner while searching for that part in a porno that you want to bust your load to.

I lengthened my jerk off sessions by like 10 minuets just by using boner maintenance!

by Bendito September 12, 2013

Maintenance drinks

The execution of drinking when maintaining an inebriated state under the circumstance of hangover

Steve: hey man aren't you already shmammered from last night? Why are you drinking?
Cornellius: they're maintenance drinks, im helping myself. You should too.
Steve: well, thanks, i keep that in mind for next im i get hungover

by Pregnant man November 27, 2014