G1 Megatron

Allegiance: Decepticon

Sub-groups: Corny 80s Villains Anonymous

Function: Wimp

"Decepticons, RETREAT!"

The most feared Decepticon to ever exist... if you're half-drunk and have the physical strength of a housefly. Megatron has a fusion cannon and the ability to completely miss any target who has a toy still in production, and a penchant for inane plans that three-year olds could counter-- interestingly, it always take the Autobots 25 minutes to counter them. Hmmmmm...

A small bunny rabbit ran out in front of Megatron. "We're under attack! DECEPTICONS RETREAT!"

by LM July 10, 2006

Megatron's Butthole

AKA Mercedes Benz Stadium. Modeled after a sphincter and containing various types of walking turds, it's the newest home of the Atlanta Falcons (and also some soccer team and their soft-as-runny-poo supporters).

Atlanta MLS fanboys who just discovered the beautiful game in Spring 2017 think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread. Playing on artificial turf in a football stadium that looks like either like a gaping or clinched asshole is apparently considered "amazing" by Atlanta residents.

Meanwhile further south, a purple-clad MLS side enjoys their home matches on grass in a proper English-style football stadium.

Atlanta Fans brag about how many tickets they sold to a match at Megatron's Butthole because their supporters are soft and talk tough on social media yet run to the police on away days.

by burn it down August 2, 2017

Megatron

Megatron is a fictional character from the Transformers franchise created by American toy company Hasbro in 1984, based on a design by Japanese toy company Takara. Usually portrayed as a villain, Megatron is the supreme leader of the Decepticons, a faction of war mongering Transformers who seek to conquer their home planet

Megatron is a pain in the optimist problems ass

by Sentinel prime November 1, 2021

Megatron

Decepticon from transformers, leader.
Also known as starscream's daddy.
Spends most of his time plotting against the autobots, tottally sucks in transformers prime and never fought anyone.

Starscream: *kills megatron*
Megatron: *somehow comes back to life and beats starscream*
Starscream: *somehow comes back*

by Ariel Aries January 7, 2021

megatron

Leader of the deceptacons. The guy who mortally wounded Optimus, losing his identity to Unicron as an indirect result.

"As you should know by now, Megatron is very hard to kill," -Megatron

by AdmiralDavidov September 2, 2005

megatron blast

The action of punching somebody so hard that they go flying. Also commonly known as a falcon punch.

STFU fool before i megatron blast your ass

by E.A June 23, 2008

Megatronned

Megatronned (v.) - The process of having a corpse dumped into the bottom of the sea, as seen in Transformers.

Bin Laden was totally megatronned in the Arabian Sea after he was killed.

by Daniel Wiggity May 26, 2011