MAD

Acronym: Masturbation Addiction Disorder

I'm afraid he's been afflicted with MAD.

by Vorn June 17, 2006

MAD

Masturbate All Day

Gary: hey bro what are u up to today?

Juan: bro, im gonna go MAD

Gary: oooh, uuh, see ya later? umm bye

Juan: ;)

by sryoloXO96 December 17, 2011

Mad

Even though I use 'mad' with the other meanings on here, I can't believe I haven't seen THIS yet. 'Mad' in Australian culture also means something like 'freaking awesome'.

'If only she dyed her hair purple instead, she would've looked so mad.'

'You got a new puppy?! No way, that's mad.'

by yeahgirlitstinks October 20, 2019

Mad

Another way of saying "very"

He's mad sexy in those jeans.

She mad focused on science.

by DayZzz October 27, 2020

Mad

His Name is Shil Patel and I dont have to DEFINE IT!!!!

ur MAD N I DON HAVE TO DEFINE IT coz thts u.

by Nikoo March 11, 2008

MAD

Mutually
Assured
Destruction

M
A
D

A term used by psychotic governments to describe a fact that they can make sure that everyone will be DESTROYED in a Mutual Nuclear Exchange, no matter who fires first, IE an Atomic War. WAR IS MAD. This made the term First Strike unnecessary.

The USA and China both have Atomic Bombs so that they can stay MAD.

The Soviet Union used to be able to get MAD, but now they just sell the ability for others to get MAD.

by IceWhack May 10, 2009

Mad

Mad

I am Mad at Bill Gates

by Bahama Kin September 20, 2003