Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine

"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ

by Kirbylove May 6, 2018

I’m gay and horny

someone who is gay and horny

Hey dude, I’m gay and horny

by an unkn0wn p3rs0n April 5, 2021

I'm 12 and what is this?

Sometimes used ironically on image boards like 4chan when someone posts off topic or offensive material on a board where such content is inappropriate. This is usually posted in combination with sage to avoid bumping the thread.

anonA: Furry time!!!1 (explicit image of fluffy creatures)
anonB (sage): Please go away.
anonC (sage): I'm 12 and what is this?

by greiz June 7, 2011

S and M

Sadomasochism. When sexual gratification is recieved by inflicting and/or enduring painful activites, this does not have to be exclusively during intercourse. Whips and chains are often considered S&M paraphenalia, as well as bondage collars, spiked jewelry, etc.

May also stand for slave and master.

See also BDSM, bondage, S&M

Ginny and James are into the S and M scene.

by The Pessimist April 18, 2006

I'm mustard and he/she is ketchup

"I’m mustard and he/she is ketchup" means that these two people are dating or are secretly kissing each other.

Two people are secretly dating but they don't wanna say anything about it so they say:
"I'm mustard and he/she is ketchup"

by Mr Thawne January 22, 2019

S and M

-Sadists and Massacists- Leather, whips, chains. Think about people who get turned on by being beaten to within an inch of their lives. It's surprising to see this definition undefined, I would have assumed Urbandictionary junkies to be major S and M freaks. Note- Not all S and M is sexually, some people get the pleasure out of just being bound or hit.

Guy 1:Dude we are going down to the club tonight and there's this chick there who's going to whip us with a chain until we bleed.
Guy 2:SWEET!
Guy 3:Can I bring my latex bodysuit?

by Azaru March 29, 2005

S and M

Sadism and masochism, using pain to fulfill sexual desires.

My girlfriend is into S and M; she has me use a whip on her when we're having sex.

by Snazzalicious October 1, 2005