lunchin'

The act of stupidity and or foolishness; doing dumb shit.

I don't think I've ever known a time when my cousin wasn't lunchin'! He has always been a class clown.

by talk2me-JCH2 December 2, 2022

Lurching

When one has smoked enough marijuana in a communal situation that they sit idly & forget they're holding the bowl rather than passing it to the next person. Similar to the term bogart, but in this case it's caused by being stoned enough to become forgetful rather than just being greedy or selfish; it also applies almost exclusively to bowls (& bongs) rather than to joints. Ironically, it typically takes the others in the room some time to realize someone is Lurching the bowl because they're all stoned enough to forget who's holding it too.

This term is not widely used, & has its origins in the Chicago suburbs in the late '80's.

Hey man, it's puff-puff-pass; quit Lurching the bowl!

by Doktor Schadenfreude February 6, 2010

Lurching

When you're on the verge of sleep but you're dumb ass body makes this abnormal and completely ridiculous twitch that you have no control over and it wakes you from your peacefulness and leaves you thinking 'goddammit' while you're friends look at you with stupid expressions on their faces and wonder why you're scowling in silence.
And then they laugh at you, the pricks.

Child 1: Hey what was that you were doing in your bed last night? Looked like someone tasered you.
Child 2: Lurching. It sucks.
Child 3:*Laughs* I'm gunna Urban Dictionary this shit!

by scarheadpotter July 9, 2011

Lynching

A form of punishment involving the victim being forced to watch David Lynch movies as a movie marathon.

His movie tastes are so bad that next time he will get a good lynching.

by Psyckers October 4, 2018

Lynching Rope

A rope used to construct a noose, in-order to hang someone.

Quick pa get the lynching rope.

by aGeneral February 4, 2009

Butthole Lynching

When you put Icy Hot on your butthole, and then wrap a belt around your waist and buttcheeks causing your cheeks to be clenched together while your ass burns.

I heard the new kid performed a Butthole Lynching on himself the other day. He has not been able to sit down since.

by J Fucking Z October 28, 2006

hot lunchin'

To be swooned/fall for a girl or guy during your initial meeting

Aaron is always hot lunchin'. He'll meet a chick once and be obsessed with her.

by CaptainRBag July 12, 2011