Lumberjackie

A very tall and masculine chick that would be a great lumberjack.

Jenn: Whoa, that chick looks like Paul Bunyan.

Gina: Yeah, that's a Lumberjackie forsure.

by xjj May 4, 2011

lumber jacking

Taking a shit while at work and getting paid for it

phone txt ** sup bro? reply: nm bro just lumber jacking
no shit? reply: exactly!

by bigbonza August 4, 2012

Lumber jacking

The act of masturbating while pooping.

{Man last night was crazy! No other way to explain it! I was taking a crap and jerking off. Aka} lumber jacking

by Brendonious August 30, 2017

Lumber jacking

When you're in a public transit, like a bus or train or plane, you pull out your penis before the person next to you sits down and you put it under them with out them knowing.

Marc: Hey Nathan, do you remember that time i lumber jacked that chick on the bus?

Nathan: Yeah, lumber jacking is totaly awesome!

Marc: Haha that was hilarious, why don't you come sit beside me nate?

Nathan: Sure, i don't see any harm in th...awww why's my seat so hard?

by Adam Demamp November 3, 2011

SlumberJacking

The act of dozing off while masturbating, or jerking off while asleep.

“My boyfriend’s great at slumberjacking, he really knows how to handle wood while he saws logs.”

by PostModernValkyrie June 4, 2018

Slumberjacking

Felling trees while half a sleep

I was up at 5am slumberjacking

by PunMonster April 15, 2021

Lumberjackin

When you have to resort to physically splitting your log after taking care of business in the bathroom, as it is too large in it's current form to flush

Valerie had to resort to Lumberjackin after having a hefty serving of Indian food the night before. She was desperately worried about flooding her bathroom, the the skillful act of Lumberjackin was required.

by BeanBagHead March 15, 2024