I love you too 

What you retort when someone says or does something mean to you.

Person A: I hate the way you always have to wear those socks! And your ugly-ass nose!
Person B: I love you too.

or

A: *punches B*
B: I love you too. *twich twich*

I love you too by Itachi-San September 27, 2009

I love you too 

The person doesn't actually love you back, they are just extremely horny and they want to fuck your brains out.

you: "I love you"

Partner: "Yeah..I..I love you too"

*stares at you with that face they always do when they are horny*

I love you too by \/\/\/\/\/ May 6, 2014

love you too 

Means that you love the person but you don't really have the very much feeling for that person doesn't mean the same thing as I love you

Joe: " I love you Sam"
Sam: " love you too joe"

love you too by Love smelling November 27, 2015

i love you too @carrot cake :-) 

i love you too. ALOT

oh hey, I love you too @carrot cake :-)

i love you too @carrot cake :-) by i smell like beef :/ May 27, 2019

I love you too 

I fucking hate you. You piece of shit. A blatant lie told to someone who desperately wants you not to hate them but refuses to do anything.

There's nothing I can do.

No you just don't want to come out say it because you don't want me to hate you.

But I love you.

I love you too

I love you too by Hym Iam January 12, 2022

I love you too 

When smb doesn't want to say I love you back or they just don't mean it but they don't want to be mean and not say it back.

Gf: I love you!
Bf:I love you too!

I love you too by Algleaa January 22, 2025

You totally love my E-penis. 

When someone loves your internet penis, which actually doesn't even exist but you say it to degrade people.

Don't even play, you know you totally love my E-penis.

You totally love my E-penis. by Jaimey September 22, 2005