Louie The Cowman

1. A man who lives in Burlington, Vermont. He has his own live TV show where he sits in a rocking chair by a table where he takes random calls. His show uses a bad green-screen to show cows walking around in the background. Every so often a cow takes a shit.

2. Quite possibly the best show that I have ever seen.

3. A TV show on VCAM

Did you see Louie The Cowman last night?

Louie The Cowman is the best show ever, dude!

by iz June 11, 2006

Hang a Louie

To turn left. Used with Ralph and Dave; Left; Right; and Straight ahead. Named for David Ralph Lewis who in the mid 60's in Duluth Minnesota stole many cars for joyriding and to see how many times he could roll the cars. A pure manic who died of cancer at 27 years. Since then "Hang a Ralph", "Hang a Lewy" or "do a David" have entered the popular lexicon.

Hang a Louie.

by Bike451 August 24, 2010

Ava Louise

Another basic white girl who was featured on dr Phil and pretty much dr phil exposed her which she got all hurt about and later revealed it was all fake and the dr Phil staff wanted her to be that way on the show. She says I rather die hot then live ugly which just shows shes really insecure, annoying and hates anyone older then 30. She was a whale in high school and got bullied, no surprise. She now constantly bullies midde aged woman and anyone else who roasts her in the comment section. She post photos with her showing off her plastic looking butt and rack, in which she looks like a crack junkie who's acts like one saying I'll steal ur mans but says I'll never meet the right guy which is too basic just for clout which is pretty sad and acts like she can be all alpha and thinking shes gang even tho she cant take the smoke from older people. She makes money only from her gram and she ain't even work cuz she just a white girl who's all about the instagram life 24/7 and probably will never accept that everyone will give any damns when she 50 and still trynna be like oh I'm still hot but no one else is hot like me.

Guy 1: Yo I heard some basic white girl names ava louise got famous from being on dr phil
Guy 2: Yea that's the annoying thot who claims she the hottest and skinniest even though she was like obese and got rejected by the whole school because shes just another whack white girl
Guy 1: Like they say, the girls on dr phil are the clout chasers who cant face their own issues

by FTB_Woke August 9, 2019

Louie woood

the bentest thing you can do or be ever . like social suicide

allow you Louie woood

by chadstheboss October 10, 2011

Louie WiFi

Basically shitternet, upwards of 200 ping and a max of 8 Mb/s. The slowest internet in the group

Tiko: WTF why is my ping so high

Louie: Cuz you have Louie WiFi lmao

by TacticalGubbins November 2, 2019

Louie Behavior

Insane, unthinkable, and most of the time counter-logic behaviors that often fuck over the conductor or his/her friends/teammates. The conductor of such behavior is, obviously, often referred to as Louie.

Examples of Louie Behaviors:
1. Louie asked his friends to play overwatch. But instead of joining his friends as a team, he chose to start a casual game on his own and left his friends hanging in a queue waiting for him. Obviously, Louie refused to quit the casual game even after his friends informed him of the situation.
2. Louie likes to peek and pick fights in CSGO when he is saving a gun and it's in the last few seconds of a round. Either as a CT or a T. This constantly results in him losing his gun/money.
3. Louie spends half of a round's time typing in CSGO because he thinks his opponents are cheating

by jdnz February 2, 2020

Amy-Louise

Amy-Louise is a word that describes someone as perfect. Everyone loves her and she knows who her fake/true friends are. She loves to sing and will become popular. Don't be horrible to Amy-Louise because she will get you back.

Amy-Louise is a perfect girl and she knows that

by Urban4828 December 17, 2017