Lorenzo is a bottom. That's the tea sis.
by cynicalproblemchild June 4, 2019
Get the Lorenzomug. A guy who claims to have a blackhole, doesn't know what earth is, and has a hard time staying on his feet when laughing. He is of Jamaican descent and can be difficult to understand when talking fast.
Friend-"Lorenzo, how did you eat all of that??"
Lorenzo-"I don't know I guess I have a blackhole!"
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Friend-"Hey my name is earth, have we met??"
Lorenzo-"Wtf is earth man?"
Friend-"Are you serious dude, you don't know what earth is?"
Lorenzo-"Nah man what is it??"
Lorenzo-"I don't know I guess I have a blackhole!"
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Friend-"Hey my name is earth, have we met??"
Lorenzo-"Wtf is earth man?"
Friend-"Are you serious dude, you don't know what earth is?"
Lorenzo-"Nah man what is it??"
by BlacknightJB4 December 15, 2010
Get the lorenzomug. A self centered piece of shit who only cares about himself and is obsessed with feeling your boobs. Also a stupid band geek who is only nice to some brass players and trombones.
by Haroldsky March 27, 2020
Get the Lorenzomug. A : Who is this guy alone in the street ?
B: A just a boy who lost all his money selling "humidificateur"
A : HAHA poor Lorenzo
B: A just a boy who lost all his money selling "humidificateur"
A : HAHA poor Lorenzo
by Ines 2510 March 31, 2022
Get the Lorenzomug. Lorenzo is a trustworthy, emphatic and very ambitious personality. Everyone who knows Lorenzo is lucky to be in the environment of this unique personality. Especially the commitment in the field of human rights, financial education and political education are to be emphasized. You can have a good time with Lorenzo in Krakow.
Who was in Paris? - Lorenzo
Why am I missing my liver? - Lorenzo, bro.
Who can calculate the price of warrants? - Lorenzo, you low wage earner.
Why am I missing my liver? - Lorenzo, bro.
Who can calculate the price of warrants? - Lorenzo, you low wage earner.
by NFT-Shortseller December 27, 2021
Get the Lorenzomug. Lorenzo is a trustworthy, emphatic and very ambitious personality. Everyone who knows Lorenzo is lucky to be in the presence of this unique personality. Especially the commitment in the field of human rights, financial education and political awareness are worth mentioning. You can have a good time with Lorenzo in Krakow.
Who was in Paris? - Lorenzo
Can anyone calculate option prices? - Lorenzo
My liver is missing. Why is it missing? - Lorenzo
Can anyone calculate option prices? - Lorenzo
My liver is missing. Why is it missing? - Lorenzo
by NFT-Shortseller December 27, 2021
Get the Lorenzomug. Usually dating someone named Annah. Likes soccer and swimming. Watches Hentai+Anime for 20 hours a day. Can be nicknamed Enzo.
by Hercules127 May 6, 2021
Get the Lorenzomug.