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Longboarding without a helmet

The act of dangerously fast bangin of bad bitches without rubbers.
Did you see Sam with that random sloot last night, he was longboarding without a helmet all night long!
by Justin Timberlake the II Cumin February 8, 2009
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longbottoms disease

When the star of a movie or television series who was oringinally fat, losses weight between movies or television seasons.
" Hey, have you seen the new series of 'Drake and Josh' ?"
" Yeah, that Josh kid isn't fat anymore !"
" I know, i think he got longbottoms disease between seasons"
by JamaicanBacon'93 July 15, 2009
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Longbottomed

Someone who has successfully navigated puberty like Neville Longbottom in the Harry Potter films.
Daniel Radcliffe: Wow, you've really longbottomed

Matthew Lewis: Yea, I'm really glad I lost the baby fat and can pick up chicks now.
by HollyNoGoLightly January 13, 2016
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Longboard

A board made of multiple plys of many kinds of wood, it has wide trucks and big wheels. The Longboard will put all eyes on you. People will be brought to their knees from sheer awesomeness. You will wake up and be recognized as a God/Goddess. To ride the Longboard is to rule the World.
You: So yeah I was riding to work on my Longboard when-
Friends: What!? Oh My God. You have a Longboard! I wish I was as amazing as you. You complete this world, my king! *Friend weeps*
by DJNanch February 3, 2013
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longboarding

Like a cross between surfing and skateboarding, but 10 times as kickass, longboarding involves a long board from 30' to 49' long, on average. Longboarding down big hills can put you at 50 MPH, and falling will be really bloody. Carving is the main movement in longboarding, and involves leaning to turn and slow down while bombing a hill.
Im goin skateboarding after school. you in?

Fuck that! longboarding is for the real bad asses

No way, skateboarding you can do tricks! longboarding is gay. you have to stay on the ground

hey, the smaller your baord, the smaller your dick. And talk to me when youve done fifly miles an hour on your microdick of a board
by Concrete Kahuna May 2, 2011
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longbottom

The act of simultaneously taking a shit, pissing and ejaculating.
Last night I picked up this really hot chick, when I got her home she totally made me longbottom. There was shit and piss everywhere!!
by Richard Cloutier December 28, 2011
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Neville Longbottomed

When a character, despite being intelligent, brave, talented, or an otherwise stalwart and loyal friend is dismissed by fans until they become more attractive, at which point everyone pays attention to how hot they became.

refers to Neville Lognbottom, a character from JK Rowling's Harry Potter series, who was generally unpopular until the actor portraying him (Matthew Lewis) became attractive in time for the film adaptations of the final book.
Jeff has many interests that nobody cared about before he Neville Longbottomed, they still don't care but at least he's attractive.

Mary Neville Longbottomed and now she can't tell who is her friend and who just wants to sleep with her.
by those guys you don't know September 16, 2013
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