by freddygotfingered123 January 22, 2012

A phrase used to describe about a man/woman's hair getting long and doesn't care the fact that it is getting unusually long.
B-Money: Hey bro-sef, your hair is getting long. Why you ain't go to the Barbershop on Bundy Dr.?
J-Bone: Bro, long hair don't care. Besides I'm getting a perm at the salon next week.
Becky: Like oh my god Jessica, your hair is like so long now.
Jessica: Like yeah Becky, long hair don't care.
J-Bone: Bro, long hair don't care. Besides I'm getting a perm at the salon next week.
Becky: Like oh my god Jessica, your hair is like so long now.
Jessica: Like yeah Becky, long hair don't care.
by Money Badger September 16, 2013

a guy whos hair is too damn long and hasnt been washed for around 3 months... also immensely amusing to abuse over a tannoy system :P
Kristan: POWERS, U DEAD DOWN THERE?
Powers: no
Kristan: FUCKS SAKE...
Powers: ...
Kristan: FUCKIN LONG HAIRED LOUSE...
Powers: no
Kristan: FUCKS SAKE...
Powers: ...
Kristan: FUCKIN LONG HAIRED LOUSE...
by bawb is mint June 23, 2007

by blubber bob October 4, 2007

Awards ceremony held each year to commend those with unncessecarily long hair; beyond the call of duty, nature, and their barbers.
by Spike May 9, 2003

when a lithuanian skinny white boy gets summoned to clean up the dishes while carrying his goofy ahh long hair on his goofy ahh head and goofy ahh walking to do the chores while simultaneously sofos flames him while he is gone cause he is too scared to comfront this goofy ahh lithuanian dude
bro i had to some chores and sofos called me long hair goofy nigha makes the dishes now i want kms and commite massive genocie to the island of peru
by dsdqfWGwgvb April 22, 2022

Long hair louis,is louis tomlinson (a.k.a the sun) with long hair seen recently as of april-march of 2021. Most of us louis stans freaked out over this,because even though the man is 29,he doesn't know how to take a selfie :|. anyways as you can see,mr.stylinso- oops (hi) sorry i meant mr.tomlinson,has lucious shoulder length hair,we would adore if he let his s/o (Mr Harry Styles) braid his hair.
Louis stan: OMFG DID YOU SEE LONG HAIR LOUIS YESTERDAY?!?!?
random mf taking a walk: who even are you?
random mf taking a walk: who even are you?
by larryslovebot April 27, 2021
