Lindell

When someone sleeps on a pillow that someone else spooged on, they've gotten a Lindell (from Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy).

Last night I jerked off on my girlfriend's pillow. She got a fuckin' Lindell!

by JayTiler69 September 6, 2021

Dutch Van Der Linde

Leader of the Van Der Linde Gang, and is the main antagonist in Red Dead Redemption. He likes people to have some goddamn faith and has an unhealthy obsession with "moneh"

Some quotes by Dutch Van Der Linde include:
"Have some goddamn faith"
"We just need some more money
" We need to make some more noise!"

by Snake142 February 3, 2019

lindened

verb: Screwed up, botched, ruined. Something is said to be "lindened" when a situation is made worse by an action that was intended to make things better.

This word originated in the Second Life community in response to the chronic troubles following Second Life upgrades.

My brakes were squeaking a bit so I got them worked on - now they are completely lindened - it won't stop at all.

by nobodynoneofyourbusiness May 4, 2007

lindened

made worse by an attempt at improvement

The car was having some troubles before I got my cousin to work on it, but now I can't drive it at all, it's totally lindened.

by DracoVulkan May 9, 2007

Lindenmeyer

When your teacher takes 2 or more weeks to grade a project.

Person 1: Dude our teacher is such a Lindenmeyer.
Person 2: I know right, he hasn't graded that project yet and its been like 2 weeks!

by AAtticus October 22, 2019

Linda H

That lady who shot every disaster on an iPhone

A: did you shoot everyone on an iPhone

B: yeah why?
A: you must be The Linda H! Can I get an autograph ma'am?

by VegetaReviews69 March 27, 2020

Charles Lindbergh

A fart that travels an exceptionally great distance.

I squeezed out a Charles Lindbergh fart in my sleep and my CPAP sucked it up and gave me a Dutch Master

by Pheecees June 27, 2021