ligmer

A more offensive way of saying someone has . The n word of white people.

Person 1: go die ligmer
Person 2:What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills...

by OofLord1 October 9, 2018

Limberdoodle

A word used to describe someone who you knew would be successful or get something right before they even did anything.

Wow! You’re such a limberdoodle!!

by Bopple January 12, 2022

Limerick

A beautiful lady-like city in Ireland's midwest. The last bridging point on the river (longest in Ireland and Britain) Shannon before it enters the sea. Scientists were recently surprised to discover that the river is composed of tears of the citizens who are constantly overcome with joy at the sight of the beautiful architecture on sunny days when crossing one the many bridges. Sadly some residents have to wait for periods in the arms of waters that are distant from Limerick City.

Some buzz around the milk market in Limerick of a Saturday morning kid.

by GearóidÓM June 23, 2011

limerick

A verse form, often humorous and generally off-color or obscene, as:

"Then up spoke the Bey of Algiers,
And said to his harem, 'My dears,
'Tho' you may think it odd of me,
I've given up sodomy.
Tonight there'll be fucking! (Loud cheers).

They were just a bunch of drunken Oxford dons, spouting limericks.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

limber timber

(lim-ber tim-ber) Flaccid penis;

A person experiencing erectile dysfunction at an inoportune moment.

Unable to perform sex with vigor and vitality.

Sally finaly gave in to my advances last night and agreed to have sex with me but I was unable to perform with vigor and vitality because I had limber timber.

by rubtwostix October 18, 2011

piss limber

to be knocked silly and fall down, much like a drunk

The hard left hook of Ali knocked Frazier piss limber.

by Chadman July 25, 2008

limbert

A social butterfly with fatherly qualities, who loves to dance and puts a twist on english; also usually has many brothers, tends to repeat what others say, and gotta donk.

The secret word is limbert. You wish you had a dad like limbert.

by black swans July 25, 2011