by polock dan January 17, 2004
Bowser goes to open the door for Maggie. Maggie goes to open the door for Bowser. A second later Maggie gets slammed in the head by the door Bowser is already opening.
Man, you guys are like two retards fucking.
Man, you guys are like two retards fucking.
by Strangebeast January 17, 2009
by DamnThat'sASexyBitch May 2, 2011
"So, you and Sarah have been seeing each other for a while now. Have you gotten any?"
"Oh, yeah. We fuck like Prairie Voles."
"Oh, yeah. We fuck like Prairie Voles."
by Yodafan December 25, 2009
When you're watching something thats so slow and boring, it's the equivalent of having to watch snails fuck.
I had to wait in line behind this old lady who paid for her groceries in pennies, I swear it was like watching snails fuck!
by potwo84 January 25, 2011
Descriptive phrase. Usually used after a noun and verb.
Compares what someone or something is doing (or has done) to the speed and style of elderly people having sexual intercourse.
Compares what someone or something is doing (or has done) to the speed and style of elderly people having sexual intercourse.
by Les Mots September 17, 2023