and i was like what the fuck

a phrase used by the polock dan, when something is just like WTF!!!

I looked at how much my books cost "and i was like what the fuck!!!"

by polock dan January 17, 2004

like two retards fucking

When two people totally and completely screw something up and make a total mess of things.

Bowser goes to open the door for Maggie. Maggie goes to open the door for Bowser. A second later Maggie gets slammed in the head by the door Bowser is already opening.

Man, you guys are like two retards fucking.

by Strangebeast January 16, 2009

Fuck like a sexy tiger

Someone who fucks with power and strength.
Usually involving jokes or sexual intercourse.

Hear about Curran? I heard he can Fuck like a sexy tiger.

by DamnThat'sASexyBitch May 26, 2011

i like you as fuck

I love you

awe, I like you as fuck bae

by bigboisav October 29, 2020

Fuck like Prairie Voles

To engage in constant sexual activity within a committed, monogamous romantic relationship.

"So, you and Sarah have been seeing each other for a while now. Have you gotten any?"
"Oh, yeah. We fuck like Prairie Voles."

by Yodafan December 25, 2009

Like watching snails fuck

When you're watching something thats so slow and boring, it's the equivalent of having to watch snails fuck.

I had to wait in line behind this old lady who paid for her groceries in pennies, I swear it was like watching snails fuck!

by potwo84 January 25, 2011

like old people fuck

Descriptive phrase. Usually used after a noun and verb.

Compares what someone or something is doing (or has done) to the speed and style of elderly people having sexual intercourse.

Ex: Damn it, John. You run like old people fuck! Hurry up!

by Les Mots September 17, 2023