The smell of a sinister fart, long after it was released from the bowels of its purgatorial last resting place. So potent is a linger wraith that it can cling to a man's nose hairs on a rooftop in a strong wind for more than 2 hours! A linger wraith was said to have been so powerful, that after being released from its bondage in King Tut's Tomb, it still roams the earth to this very day unable to dissipate into rarity and is still claiming unsuspecting victims in every corner of the world. Clearly it's existence is a supernatural phenomenon.
victim: "Whoa the linger wraith from that incident at Taco Bell still haunts this room...!"
perpetrator: "yeah, I cut that one over four days ago!"
victim: "...Funny, how it seems to only to return in your presence and fade in you absence..."
perp: "...uh, yeah... pretty funny..."
perpetrator: "yeah, I cut that one over four days ago!"
victim: "...Funny, how it seems to only to return in your presence and fade in you absence..."
perp: "...uh, yeah... pretty funny..."
by Doc Awesome3 November 28, 2010
Get the linger wraith mug.A person that stops texting in the middle of a convo!!! Resuming it later when you have forgotten about them and you look at your phone later and they have continued the convo losing all relevance. VERY irritating!!!
You.. Let's meet at 4 2morrow....
NO REPLY....
2 hours later...
Friend/TEXT LAGGER .....Ok but I can only meet you at Starbux..
NO REPLY....
2 hours later...
Friend/TEXT LAGGER .....Ok but I can only meet you at Starbux..
by SabrinaBear February 17, 2009
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A dumb person.
by Y0mi May 21, 2017
Get the Gold Liger mug.A one legger is a term used in the world of sales. They refer to a sales appointment, meeting, or pitch, where one of two or more decision-makers are present. The present individual, of course, cannot proceed with the sale without consulting the other decision-maker (the other leg) first.
A sales appointment in which the salesperson shows up to a client's house, only to find one spouse not home. The sale is not completed as the present spouse (the one legger) must talk it over with the non-available spouse.
by Nader R. March 24, 2008
Get the one legger mug.A type of fart, usually wet, that tends to have a stronger and longer lasting stink to it than a normal fart, and can even seem to "follow" one around.
Sarah came by my department at work today and almost threw up when she smelled the lingerer I had ripped almost 5 minutes before she arrived.
by pizzatastesgoodinmymouth69 November 25, 2013
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Get the Lingerer mug.A recent new sport started in 2009 where women actually wear limited revealing clothes and sports equipment such as pads and helmets and play football. This has now created a new (sort of) equivalent female counterpart for football professionally.
Other guy: Wanna watch some Lingerie Football League games?
Me: The fuck is that?
Other guy:hot chicks actually dressing in sports uniforms and revealing clothes and play football.
Me:Awesome....
Me: The fuck is that?
Other guy:hot chicks actually dressing in sports uniforms and revealing clothes and play football.
Me:Awesome....
by banan14kab November 6, 2011
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