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left handed smoke shifter

A combination of snipe hunting and to be given the runaround. Part of the phrase, " Go find me a left handed smoke shifter" This is to be said to one of the more gullible members of the group. That member is then sent on a fool's errand, running from campsite to campsite as the people at each campsite tell him, " No we don't have one, but I heard so and so has one." In other words; something that doesn't exist that is used to send someone on a fool's errand.
My older brother told me to get the "Biggie does Bach" CD. Turns out it was a left handed smoke shifter.
by Andrew C October 17, 2005
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Left 4 Dead

You and 3 other people fight off a zombie horde and try to make your way to safety. The zombies are like speedy Gonzales, but faster, so you'll probably die, very quick. You have to survive different places such as a hospital, farm, apartment building, subway, street and a airfield. yeah, left 4 dead has you kill zombies in a airfield. badass. Something also worth mentioning Is that Left 4 Dead has some tricky ninja-like bastard called the "A.I. Director" who watches your every move and decides whether and when you should die. You cannot kill the A.I. director, he's like a god or something. The A.I. Director spawns the zombies based on where you are, It's never the same. So If your getting a drink, or something, that prick will kill you off for shits and giggles. There Is also boss infected In the game, Such as The boomer, He's a fatass and likes to vomit on people. He also explodes, watch out for that. The Tank, imagine a army tank that grew arms and legs and tried to kill you and stuff... actually, that's pretty awesome when you think about It. The witch, She's a bitch. The hunter, He chills like a cool dude then leaps nine-thousand feet into the airs and land on you and after that follows a bunch of scratching or something that apparently Is very deadly as a billion gallons of blood splatters everywhere. The smoker, he has a quadtrillionbillionzilliongogzillfillion foot long tongue that grabs you. If you kill him he turns into a bunch of smoke... I'm done typing.
by Mr. Kolak (X5R) December 9, 2008
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no crumbs left

This often appears on social media comment sections, when someone is expressing their appluse to someone or something they did.
It also reffers back to the saying "he/she/they ATE that blah blah blah"

Like they did a great job.
*posts a picture in a cute outfit*
comment section might look a little something like this:

"No crumbs left!", "She ATE that!" , "YUHH get into ITTT" ect. ect
by laundryroomfloor November 7, 2020
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Lefteris

A word used to describe Total and Complete Perfection
You are so Perfect like Lefteris
by Zavarakatranemias February 7, 2010
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Lefteous

Frick you, Lefteous!
by LunaMelano February 5, 2018
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Leftoid

Someone who leans left on the political spectrum and is exceptionally stupid, dishonest, or both.
“Leftoids are so delusional they believe Trump is a facist. ”
by nogomonke February 5, 2021
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left-handed charlotte

A Left-Handed Charlotte is a strong cum shot to the face while screaming "WILBUR" that forms a "web" over the left eye. (Use of the left hand is preferable, for consistency.)
I gave that chick in the bar a Left-Handed Charlotte last weekend and she's still wearing an eye patch.
by Dog Ruff Ruff 69 March 16, 2014
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