Taylor Lautner

a totally hot and gorgeous guy
he has been in a few movies
A.K.A.totally hot werewolf!!

Taylor fan #1-OMG isnt Taylor Lautner so gorgeous?

Taylor fan#2-I know!

Taylor fan#3-if i was bella/kristen i would dump the sparkly vampire dude and be with jacob!!

by RandomCoolPerson101 April 8, 2010

Talyor Lautner

The most amazing, hottest, sexiest actor in the whole world, and the best actor from the Twilight Saga movie series, which is based on the Books by Stephinie Meyer

Talyor Lautner is 99.8% perfect, 0.1 % would be if he was my age, 0.1% if he has a accent, the he would be 100% perfect

by bandgeek1996_2014 December 28, 2010

taylor lautner

HIIIIDDDEEEOUUUSS IDDDIIIOOTTIC actor with a completely deformed head and a high, nasally voice. THE. UGLIEST. PERSON. YOU. WILL. EVER. SEE.

Person 1: "What's that fat thing walking over there with the gay voice who doesn't own a shirt?"

Person 2: "Oh, that's Taylor Lautner."

by obamasucks18 November 16, 2010

Lautenschlager

1. A long penis
2. A type of German beer that no one heard of

1. DAMNNN Johny has a lautenschlager.
2. Let get crunked off lautenschlager tonight.

by Lautenschlager OUT March 21, 2009

lautech

A top University in Nigeria where students are nurtured on improved morals.

His only hope for salvation is to be LAUTECH-Schooled

by Ijaw Boy December 13, 2019

laute

a universal term that can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, etc.

Yo dude i banged that laute last night!

No way man! That was the same laute that lauted me last weekend! It was so laute!

Yeah she really knows how to teetle a laute

by Laute January 8, 2013

Taylor Lautner

taylor lautner is probably the most annoying young adult i have ever heard of. okay, hes got muscles, but HAVE YOU SEEN HIS NOSE. :| it is the most ugly and fat nose on this planet. google it, taylor lautners face... then zoom in. it gives poeple nightmares.
meanwhile, robert pattinson is sitting in the corner drinking a starbucks mocha frappucino while he daydreams about taylor's terrifying nozzle. taylor doesnt realise this, and so continues to dream about himself and how to style his mascara for breaking dawn part 1. its true.

girl who has never seen taylor lautners nose- AHMYGAD. taylor lautner is just the sexiest thing on this planet. i mean, his face is just perfect, innit?!

me- eh no. *googles taylor lautners face* BOOM, its like death.

girl- AMFG that is just horrible. thats it hes lost me as a fan, that means he only has 500,342 left. yeah, google told me that. omg i have to tell everyone! ROBERT PATTINSON FTW. ;D

me- YAAAAAAAS.

(:

by ew.checksyaface June 23, 2010