Litterally the one who weilds the biggest weenie of all fucking time. he will smack his 90 inch dick across your face and you will be wanting to suck it forevr. He also avoids taxes like a fucking gigachad along with dropkicking his children into the fucking space after he found out he has over a million dollars of unpayed child support. This guy also likes big black booty men jumping on his face, but who doesnt. This guy is the greatest guy to exist, you should definitly eat and cook his nutsack.
damn, thATs landon, quick, run before he smacks you with his big booty ass and cock
no, i like it, says Riley (Gay ass nigga)
no, i like it, says Riley (Gay ass nigga)
by Big fat ass eater 6969 May 2, 2022
Landon. Its the name that describes the most amazing person you will ever meet. Though a tempermental kind of person, he is also very thoughtful and giving. He is the best friend you've always needed..and the most amazing lover you could ever dream of. He has big dreams and high expectations. He's not afraid of anything. Landon is quite the man.
by ureverything February 5, 2010
Your being a Landon!
by Landonisanidiot December 16, 2021
Landon is a rude and says things that may not sound mean but really hurt others. He is a smart ass and likes to do dumber things. He also where’s the same thing almost every day.
by BE5468 April 16, 2019
The all around perfect guy. He likes to hang with his friends, play video games, and play Baseball. His dirty blond hair is so soft and precious. His hazel green eyes are easy to get lost to. He also has a big DICK
by RedGuyKills February 14, 2018