laker

a retired pirate that lives on the lake, with the big beard and hook for a hand and yellow trench coat

maddox will be a laker in 50 years

by Smooth Jane McCool...aka karin July 10, 2004

lakers

Only the Boston Celtics have more NBA championships. Some of the greatest players of all time have played for the Lakers organization. Magic Johnson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Wilt Chamberlain, Jerry West, Shaquile O' Neal, George Mikan, and the list goes on.

The Lakers manage to make a run for the title in almost every decade. Sure, there are years when the team sucks, but they always come back eventually. We had a nice string of titles a few years ago and now we're mediocre again. The Shaq trade was a bad idea but the Lakers will be back sooner or later.

The Lakers have the greatest franchise in NBA history.

by Laker fan July 15, 2008

laker

v. used to announce the departure of a person

*Hey, I'm going home.

*All right, laker!

by Amy Hetzler June 25, 2006

Laker

One who "Smacks his Bitches".

Laker, yooooou fucking smack your bitches.

by bob February 18, 2005

Spring Laker

A cocktail created in the Beautiful Jersey Shore Town of Spring Lake. It is 1 part Vodka, 2 parts Red Bull, and a splash of Pineapple Juice.

The delicious drink has become synonymous with good times and overall sweetness. The drink is indigenous to the summer although is known to be enjoyed throughout the entire year.

Our bartender has been making some smooth Spring Lakers tonight.

by The gooser June 10, 2010

laker fan

Jack Nicholson

Jack Nicholson is at every damn game!

by Mwa April 9, 2004

onion lakers

girls with ugly thick drawn on eyebrows, red lipstick and usually vertical lip piercings. onion lakers usually think of themselves as "hot shit" usually do duckface/kissy lips in photos.

guy 1 "look at those girls eyebrows"
guy 2 "that's and onion laker"
guy 1 "looks like she uses sharpie to color that sh*t in"
guy 2 "onion lakers ferda"

by destroyer2121 December 11, 2013