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linkin park by tyler... January 13, 2008

Linkin Park 

A niggerization of true metal, with a combination of pre-pubescent rapping vocals, horrid Backstreet Boy-esque clean vocals, emo lyrics (I bleed it out! digging deeper just to throw it away), and an overall lack of talent (which can be seen by the fact the guitarists get away with nothing but power chords.) Not to mention that they sold out from nu-metal (which is already extremely commerial) to alternative/pop/bullshit. This band sucks. All their fans are 12 year old faggots named Gerald who like massive cock shoved up their asshole. That is all.
Gerald : Hey, have you heard the Linkin Park album?
Me: No, you're gay.
Gerald : Yep.

Linkin Park 

Crappy band that came out sometime with an early sound that they ripped off from 311 and has over time modified to sound like itself again and again with each "new" song they put out.

Some moron acts like he can rap in every song, the lead
singer either cries or tries to scream in every song, and the rest of the band/group/circlejerk just does what they always do while those two try to rap, scream, or cry.

No known reason can explain their success, I would say that today's ignorant youth contributes more than any other social group. However, it is known that the majority of mankind can't wait to see their overdue departure from the music world.
Musician #1 - "Hey, have you heard this new Linkin Park song yet?"

Musician #2 - "No, but now that I have, I'm seriously thinking about pulling my fingernails out with a pair of pliers, and setting myself on fire before I jump off this cliff."
Linkin Park by Jagerballs September 19, 2007

Linkin Park 

THE worst group of sissies ever. Notice how i didn't say the worst BAND ever. They don;t deserve to be called a band.
Linkin Park is a bunch of hermafrodites screaming at eachother and calling it music.
Linkin Park by [jenna] July 18, 2008

linkin park 

A shitty emo band that has no talent at all. The lead singer only screams and when he actually sings, it sounds like shit. The "rapper" has absolutely no talent and cannot rap worth a shit.

All of their songs are angst, especially "CRAAAAAWWWWWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN. THESE WOOOOOOOOUNDS, THEY WILLLLL NOT HEEEEALLLL."
Guy 1: Yo, let's go to a Linkin Park concert!

Guy 2: No, you punk-ass bitch! Linkin Park sucks!
linkin park by Maccer July 16, 2008

linkin park 

An awsome band that has saved countless lives.
A band that has used their own real life experences to help many others through tough times in their lives.

But get one thing straight...
ITS NOT EMO!!!!
me: linkin park kick ass
Friend: Yeah.. Must agree there..
linkin park by jennaLPU84 July 1, 2006