The L.A Beast

The L.A Beast is a 6'5'', bodybuilder, who runs mostly around the Downtown district of Los Angeles; solving minor crimes and helping civilians. These instances of heroism may include: retrieving lost dogs and cats, returning lost property, chasing pickpockets, stoping sexual assault and other crimes, as well as picking up people who fall over.

The Beast wears only a gold/purple L.A Lakers cap, Ray-Ban sunglasses and a pair of Nike Air More Uptempo sneakers; and nothing else.

The beast will make an exception to cover himself with a towel once a week when he attends the Sunday morning service at Our Lady of the Angels.

*Not to be confused with the Youtuber: L.A Beast.
'Who's that man running around with no pants on?'

'Oh, that's just the L.A Beast.'
by travisbickle86 February 18, 2018
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L.A. Water Balloon

N. After finishing sex with a condom, Proceed to fill the condom with urine, like a water balloon and then spike it on the girl you have just fucked.
Susan was a shitty fuck so I gave her an L.A. Water Balloon.

I'm so pissed, John gave me an L.A. Waterballoon last night and I still smell like urine.
by staightouttacompton21 February 05, 2006
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Loss of L.A. Privileges

The loss of the ability to show up in Los Angeles by the decree of nefarious actors and as the result of some type of urban street law violation (as in the movie Pulp Fiction) is one use of this phrase; more generally it can also refer to a loss of any nature due to bad behavior.
My kids are incorrigible which is typical for little kids “I told my little girl last weekend that if she continued to sass me she was going to lose her L.A. Privileges”. The potential loss of L.A. Privileges got her attention.
by Jahedg September 06, 2011
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L.A. fuck-off

The show business "polite" rejection that is cleverly phrased to sound like a compliment - always said with a smile despite having the opposite intention. Also known as the Hollywood fuck-off.
Here are some L.A. fuck-offs

"Here's your card back, I'll call you."

"I really like what you're trying to do here."

"No....really, you sound great."

"No....really, your band sounds great."

"NEXT!"

"keep doing THAT and your phone will stop ringing"

"we'll call you."

etc. etc.
by toroboy October 05, 2009
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L.A. night cap

When you get white girl wasted and wake up next to someone you swore you wouldn't have sex with. Again.
Louis "I had another L.A. night cap again last night with Jen...I need to stop getting so drunk!"
Andy "Heard that before; I thought you were going to stop boning her?"
by Agmar December 07, 2013
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L.A. Traffic Jam

The act of having so many penises inserted into the vagina and or anus to the point that they are stuck. often restulting in death
dude did you hear about those five people who died from an L.A. Traffic Jam
by ttorriand October 15, 2009
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4 A.M. In L.A.

Tough love, to hold grudges when one's disgusted. Also to make adjustments and while not really knowing who, what, or why.
4 A.M. In L.A. and l had my brightest idea, however they probably would be better if you weren't here.
by Maverick90210 May 03, 2017
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