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Chinese Knockout

When you have someone squeeze your neck until there is no circulation going to your brain and you pass out for several seconds. When you're blazed and you do this you'll be a lot more fucked up when you regain conciseness.
Guy 1: Hey, you wanna play Chinese knockout?

Guy 2: Fuck no.
Chinese Knockout by Anonymous758474 February 25, 2009

1st Round Knockout 

A manuever that takes place in the early, unsuspecting hours of the morning where a man positions his crotch over the face of the victim, pulls his morning wood down towards his toes and releases it like a catapault . This strike hits the "opponent", obliterates their jaw, and results in a sound resembling a knockout or similar hard hit in a fight.

Most commonly used at house parties, fraternity houses, and bedrooms as punishment to humiliate a person such as an uninvited guest, a tool, or irritating girlfriend who has pissed you off. A quick and easy way to get revenge or show disapproval.
"Last night at the party, Brandon passed out on the couch with his shoes on so Frank woke him up this morning with a 1st Round Knockout."

"Why's Lisa's chin swollen?" "She was a complete cunt to me last night so I got up early this morning just so I could pay her back with a 1st Round Knockout"
"Spiderman her next time"
1st Round Knockout by Wildman Bill September 11, 2009

The Knockout 

Chugging an entire beer while the bottle fills with smoke, then inhaling the smoke.
Guy: "Got some beers, wanna use the knockout?"
Dude:"Fuck yeah, hook me up!"
The Knockout by Outer Exos May 5, 2013

floppy donkey knockout 

The act of jumping on a limp oversized dick and knocking it over while Mexican.
Adrian gave him a floppy donkey knockout while visiting the exhibit.

nestle knockout

The nestle knockout is when you fist a sexual partner in the ass while punching them in the face with the other hand. It is usually performed while having sex in the doggy style position.

The word was first used in the main stream by comedian Bill Dawes in a stand up routine.
So I put a finger in her butt, and she was like: "Umm, what are you doing?!? Put your whole fist in there! And punch me in the face! I want the whole Nestle Knockout!!!"

Gin Knockout (GKO) 

Half Gin, Half Tiki Punch on the rocks
Tonight Rick James and I had a Gin Knockout (GKO).