Kmart Cola

A girl who is so mundane and generic she has lost all originality and is exhausting to be around.

That girl only could talk about her sorority and her favorite hairstyle, she's so kmart cola

by Mellow fellow September 25, 2014

KMART WARRIOR

A PERSON WHO LOVES TO SHOP AT KMART ONLY.
A PERSON WHO HITS THE BLUE LIGHT SPECIALS AT KMART.
A PERSON WHO LIVES TO SHOP AT KMART WITH THE FORCE OF A WARRIOR.

DID YOU SEE THAT KMART WARRIOR PUSH PAST ME TO GET ALL THE BEST SALES?

WHOA, LOOK AT SARAH, SHE IS A TRUE KMART WARRIOR THE WAY SHE SHOPS FOR SALES.

by NURSEWNC February 11, 2010

kmart mom

A woman that is rather trashy and buys everything except her crack supply at her local Kmart store.

Ashley is such a piece of trailor trash, she is truly a Kmart mom.

by llamaster69 February 6, 2014

kmart mansion

A mansion Eminem just put up for sale( for 2 million$) that he rarely ever used anyway.Address is 5760 Winkler Mill Rd In rochester hills, Michigan.

I want the Kmart mansion in Michigan

by Hopstoner September 14, 2017

kmart crowd

K-Mart crowd is comprised of non-tippers, gawkers and people who have voyeristic tendencies but will not pay for anything.

K-mart crowd: "It's a total K-Mart crowd out there," said the 12 hour stripper with $16.

Kmart crowd = wallflowers

by *BrazzKnuckles* October 30, 2020

KMart Connection

When someone's Internet connection has become so unbearably bad that it is laughable and meme worthy. Insinuating that KMart wifi is not desirable.

"Damn John lagged out of the lobby again?"
"Yea he got that KMart connection up & runnin."

by SustainedLizard June 9, 2023

Lil Kmart

A guys gamertag on xbox

I played Fortnite with Lil Kmart the other day

by YourPseudoFuckoff June 11, 2018