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KMart Connection

When someone's Internet connection has become so unbearably bad that it is laughable and meme worthy. Insinuating that KMart wifi is not desirable.
"Damn John lagged out of the lobby again?"
"Yea he got that KMart connection up & runnin."
by SustainedLizard June 9, 2023
mugGet the KMart Connectionmug.

kmart mansion

A mansion Eminem just put up for sale( for 2 million$) that he rarely ever used anyway.Address is 5760 Winkler Mill Rd In rochester hills, Michigan.
I want the Kmart mansion in Michigan
by Hopstoner September 14, 2017
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kmart crowd

K-Mart crowd is comprised of non-tippers, gawkers and people who have voyeristic tendencies but will not pay for anything.
K-mart crowd: "It's a total K-Mart crowd out there," said the 12 hour stripper with $16.

Kmart crowd = wallflowers
by *BrazzKnuckles* October 30, 2020
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Kmarting

1. Living in a home or operating a business in a run down building, without doing any repairs or renovations to the building; keeping things that were outdated long ago.
2. Using equipment that has been outdated for years.

Named after Kmart, a dying chain that competed against Walmart and Target, but was left to fall apart by the owners.
1. How does that business stay alive? The place is falling apart, and the owner isn't fixing anything. The owner is Kmarting that place.

2. Woah, you're using computer with a floppy disk drive? Somebody is Kmarting here!
by Always Obsessing December 30, 2021
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Kmart

Tim- How was she
Dan- She was k-mart

Tim - Kmart
Dan - not great but she did the job.
by Blue bag June 5, 2017
mugGet the Kmartmug.

Kmart

A more ghetto version of Target.
Jimmy ;lets go to Kmart

Me ;no lets go to Target
by Austin.idfwu August 16, 2017
mugGet the Kmartmug.

Going to KMart

Are you guys going to KMart tonight?
Um, I can't. I have to work.
by Pepper Montana September 16, 2009
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