kife

A brand of scottish toiletpaper.

Im gonna get off my porch and stop me widdlin so I can go to my toili and take a craap, then use me kife.

by Sabian June 03, 2004

kife

A slang term for a flamming homosexual

The kife purchased a thong

by John Pisto September 01, 2007

Super Kife

To stealthily steal or plunder in an astounding and mind-boggling way.

I just got Super Kifed.

by Sparky D. Davis May 11, 2008

kife

Another word for EPIC. It means good, or sick.

Guy 1- Hey man, did you see the new DaveDays Video?
Guy 2- Yah it was pretty Kife.

by stargirll3 April 20, 2009

kife

A large slice of white meat.

Give me some "Kife" on a bun.

by Chris dddd July 08, 2005

Kife

To move swift and silently

The robber was such a kife.

by Yoshiman69420 May 19, 2023

Kife

1. A swear word similar to cunt that usually applies to males

2. To call someone or something a mistake

1. Shut up, kife.

2. “That last play was such a kife.”
“YOU’RE a kife-“

by HoovKnight October 04, 2019