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Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.
Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?
by A real fking god. September 3, 2018
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keksa

A derogatory Croatian term for American's.

It means cake eater which means being spoiled. However this term is not used the same way as the Marie Antoinette 'let them eat cake' saying which referrs mainly to her wealth and unawareness.

Keksa is used to show laziness, weakness and being spoiled from not having to work for what you have 'earned'.

If you hear a Croatian call you this, now you know what they are saying! LOL

Mostly used in the eastern part of the US, i.e., Pennsylvania.
Nice bling, bling keksa.
by Croatinpa April 15, 2008
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Keyana

Yo thats a keyana
by Mz.Fizzle July 17, 2003
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Kesar

She is the hottest, smartest and the prettiest. She is a literal queen. But no one knows what’s going through her mind and how many problems she faces because she covers it up with a fake smile. Every guy likes her but that one guy is the only one she has eyes for. She’s the oldest but often misunderstood by everyone even family.Even if she doesn’t think she can make it she will try her hardest even if she doesn’t wanna make it to the end of the day. She’s amazing at school and she will always try her hardest even if it means hurting herself.
Kesar you are amazing don’t give up!
by ShutTheFuckUp738 November 30, 2021
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keyani

Awesome person who is loved by others around her if you have a keyani as a girlfriend you are very lucky (also as a friend ) she understands you clearly and she doesn't give up easily she is smart and doesn't get bothered by others compliments she changes but just for her and those who really care bout her.
Hey you know that girl Keyani?
Yah!
She litt fun and hot
by Lolaburla November 13, 2016
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Keyaan

Sexiest guy in the world.
Gradually earns a lot of girls.
Arabian backround and defined physical figures
Knows how to seduce Girls
Has an amazing character
Is smart and can earn a lot of money
Girl 1: I met a guy on snap by the name of keyaan
Girl 2: He added me too
Girl 1: Damn hes hot though
Girl 2: He looks quite smart aswell
Girl 3: Damn he sounds like an amazing guy
by BananaBoy786 May 6, 2018
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kesang

FRESH !! , Wifey, choong, buff, dime,fly , Irreplaceable
u see dat gal der she look lyk kesang blud alie!
by jambow March 2, 2008
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