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Kensington

Kensington is really great. She brings people snacks and respects their snack a licious privacies and when you’re sick she’ll bring you takis . She’ll let you eat as much as you want but not if your name is Eden , she won’t let that happen. Only if your name is Nicole, she also is in love with Eden they are happily married somewhere in the city living their dream glorious homeless life.
Dude 1 : yo I’m sick and hungry

Dude 2: GO TO KENSINGTON SHE HAS TAKISSSSS
Dude 1: YAYAYAYAYYAYA
by ROOFROOF3000 November 10, 2022
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Kensington

K-Town, as the locals call it, a not so small small town that is the place to be. next to Bethesda and Rockville everyone wishes they lived here. people there know what the real shit is and what’s fake. they here know how to have a good time and everyone knows everyone. most people that live here are middle to uppethe class and consist of 3 main areas, parkwood, chevy chase view, and the town of kensington. Teens can be found in town on weekends and the moms can be found inside drinking wine while the dads r Barbecueing out back. life is good here
girl- do u live in Bethesda or Rockville

boy- i live in kensington

girl- we should hang out sometime
by Dogssssss March 10, 2018
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Kensington kick-stand

Where in One of North Philadelphia’s infamous heroin and crack infested neighborhoods, Kensington. Where junkies are all leaning, bent all the way over while dipped out with impeccable balance. Rarely falling on face.
While driving down Kensington ave in north philly you will often see both men and women junkies/fiends doing the Kensington kick-stand both in the middle of the street, and everywhere else a human can stand.
by BREEZEBANKZ August 31, 2021
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Kensington

Beautiful, amazing most trustworthy person you will meet. Usually has brown hair blue eyes and freckles. Has big butt and and it’s always nice to everyone. Most people love Kensington but she can be annoying and weird at times.
Oh dang that ass though, I can tell that’s Kensington without looking at her face
by Lilly1083235 October 27, 2018
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Kensington beach

A nickname for the Kensington neighborhood of Philadelphia. A very violent, drug infested area in North Philly
by Nep19120 August 18, 2021
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Kensington Leaner

(Proper Noun) The Kensington Leaner, a Philadelphia native, is a heroin or meth-addicted, emaciated person that is slumped over in a Zombified state. Usually bearing a random object of long nature to sweep the streets of the Ave.
Shiza: Wow look it's leaning over and sweeping the street. Do you think it sees us?
Mez: Don't Aggro that, that be one of dem Kensington Leaners. Shut yo bitchass up!
by ShizaMez August 24, 2022
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Sir Kensington's Fire Bomb

The process of dipping your balls in Fireball Whisky and running them across the eyes of a passed out victim.
I gave Sue's mom a Sir Kensington's Fire Bomb when she was passed out last night.
by Chef Chefington March 31, 2017
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