Keaton

A guy with the fastest black cock you'll ever see. He will fuck you while he watches anime.

Keaton is a big dicker downer

by Keaton fuck you March 21, 2019

Keaton

I'm the BADDEST BITCH you know! And when I say savage, I mean B-I-C-T-H...and that's OWNNN PERIODTTT.

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That One Friend: Keaton is the baddest bitch I know, he will slay yo ass if he wants to bitch, don't play with him!
Me (Keaton): I know she said it, but girl you don't have to sayyy it... C'mere boy, lemme show you how I play with a hottie like yourself...
That One Hot Guy: But I'm not gay!? *then he low-key winks at me tho*
Me: Yeah, I know. You think your slick, I saw that... BuT Do I lOoK liKe I giVe A f*cK iF YoU AiN't DoWn To F*Ck!?
That One Hot Guy: I think you do... *low-key winks again*
That One Friend (in the background): Ooohhh bitch, GeT InTo It!!!
Me and That One Hot Guy: Go our separate ways but we got each other's numbers...
That One Friend (following me down the hallway to get the wHoLe TEA): Sooooo bitch... WhAt HappEnD!?

by #everything'sfunny June 3, 2020

Keaton

A guy that's a real dick. He probably is super ugly and is rude. He likes to tell girls they're fat. He is abnormally small and a druggie.

"Omg look at that loser what a Keaton."

by The truth forreals April 13, 2015

keaton

The best freind a guy can ask for hands down. He is usually rather tall and quite slim. If you know him you should feel lucky. You can even wreck his car and he will still love you.

Kid 1: Dude keaton is my best freind !
Kid 2: No way dude, your soo lucky !

by hdlkasjdlksa April 26, 2008

keaton

a really hot guy who is always a gentlemen. A keaton is someone who usually has wavy/curly brown hair and is a crazy good surfer and kissserrrr. Someone that is like a big smart fish. Hard to catch but once you do its worth it. A fish thats too far from home =(

Kristen: Brit what happened yesterday at the lake?

Britany: I caught a keaton and i could eat that every night

by ShellByTheBeach March 6, 2009

keaton

a really hot guy who is always a gentlemen. A keaton is someone who usually has wavy/curly brown hair and is a crazy good surfer and kissserrrr. Someone that is like a big smart fish. Hard to catch but once you do its worth it. A fish thats too far from home =(

Kristen: Brit what happened yesterday at the lake?

Britany: I caught a keaton and i could eat that every night

by ShellByTheBeach March 6, 2009

keaton

a usually tall guy who is really good looking. Usually hard to get but worth it in the end. Usually has a great body

Cindy: Hey what ever happened with you and Keaton?
Mandy: We went out for awhile and it was AWSOME but then he had to go back home :(

by shellybythebeach December 17, 2008