Deep kazoo

Where an individual removes their teeth and forcefully humms in another individuals butthole.

That girl is being an idiot. She deserves a deep kazoo

by Eyemacracka June 28, 2016

Spicy Kazoo

A pipe or cylindrical cigarette-shaped tube in which marijuana may be smoked. Colloquially known as a 'one hitter' or a 'piece.'

After work, Suzie lit up her spicy kazoo to get high.

by SpicyKazoo January 15, 2020

rusty kazoo

When a woman bends over and someone places their lips on the woman's anus and vigorously moves their head back and forth while humming, as if her asshole was the mouthpiece of a kazoo.

That old timer at the Gold Nugget gave that stripper a mean rusty kazoo.

by beansnapper February 11, 2009

nignog in the kazoo

1. Black man having sex with a white woman.
2. White woman having a relationship with a black man.
Literally translated, it means 'nigger in the ass'.
This phrase is comprised of the word nignog which is slang originating in Maine for 'nigger' and 'kazoo' being slang for ass. In this instance the ass is that of a white woman. This phrase has been heard in parts of Rhode Island, Massachusetts, Connecticut, New Hampshire, Maryland, Nevada, and Florida.

Did you see that girl? Looks like she's got a nignog in the kazoo!

by Jacky D May 23, 2006

Chocolate Kazoo

Similar to the Rusty Trombone the Chocolate Kazoo is when a girl eats a guy's shit while she simultaneously jacks him off.

"No thanks, I don't want any pizza. I just gave a Chocolate Kazoo so I'm pretty full."

by the musician January 5, 2008

Slippery Kazoo

The act of putting a kazoo in someones asshole and blowing into it to get them high.

want to do a slippery kazoo?

by joooooooooooooooooooebiden January 10, 2023

ass kazoo

when you are sitting in the exam room at a hospital in your gown and you fart on the paper

right as the dr. walked in i ripped a huge ass kazoo

by geminimonkey January 10, 2011