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Kayaking Buddies

I've got to go, honey, I'm meeting with my kayaking buddies!
by Your_Mother_ September 13, 2016
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Kazakstan

Ancient land in Central Asia with ancient burials and land. The ethnic Kazaks are Azin and our ancestors fought with the Persians against the Alexander the Great and was part of Ghengis Khan's and the Huns' land. Home to other cultures such as Russians, Ukranians, Germans, and other people from stan countries. Kazakstan is a formal Soviet state and one of the original lands of the Turks. Some of Kazakstan's people left during the Soviet days to China, yet are returning. The movie "Borat..." was never filmed there and thus never showed the true people or culure, yet definantly helped people become more aware of it.
Kazakstan is an ancient land with rich culture, great ancient burials, and landscapes.
by Teemac November 13, 2006
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Kayaking Down The Cockamamie

The most ridiculous, interesting, and amazingly hard to explain thing you can do while high.
Mum: Where were you last night?

Sam: I was kayaking down the cockamamie.
by Sam-bagging July 1, 2011
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kaakshi

It is a name that itself is a big thing to be happy about. The sweetest, prettiest, smart, intelligent girl you would have ever met. She is excellent at everything, a great leader and adored by everybody. With all this she is very beautiful. She is always there for you and is great person to tell your sorrows to. She will also be the most imaginative and cute person ever. The literal meaning of the world is fragrance of Earth. She is seriously the most prettiest, beautiful, attractive person ever
Kaakshi is so pretty.
by yass2008 November 26, 2021
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Kamaksha

Look there she is coming Kamaksha...this girl is on fire...
by Love live laugh December 11, 2021
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Suburban Kayaking

Kayaking in the lake that used to be your front yard or in the river that used to be the street in front of your house.
It's rained so much in Rhode Island lately that I've decided to do some suburban kayaking.
by FloodedYard March 31, 2010
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Kayak Fever

Kayak fever is most likely to affect individuals in North America, especially those in Western States, due to the large amount of gnarly white water available. It is typically caught by white males, although it crosses nearly all age, race and sexual boundaries. Symptoms include "geeking out" on guide books, both online and hard copies, as well as websites such as dreamflows awetstate, boof.com etc.. Those who suffer from kayak fever find it hard to concentrate on anything other than smashing through massive waves on their kayaks, catching eddy's boofing gnarl, surfing, stern squirting, bracing etc. Infected individuals often suffer year round symptoms of needing to kayak, regardless what time of day or year it is. These men often perform strange rituals such as "the rain dance" late into the fall, in hopes of bringing life to California's many wonderful creeks. Girlfriends become useless, other than for the occasional lay, and are often abandoned due to the infected individuals need to kayak seven days a week. Work and classes merely become obstacles which must be overcome in order to kayak ever more challenging and exciting rivers. Few things excite the individual more than running a new section of gnarly river.

As of yet, there is no cure for kayak fever
Tristan: "Hey man if we get enough rain the North Fork should be flowing this Wednesday, you down to ditch class + work and hit it."

Mike: "Aww man i told my girlfriend i'd go salsa dancing do you think we"l make it back in time? You know what, I'm just gonna break up with that breezy and screw my classes, lets hit the fucking north fork, and the consumnes this weekend, and the Mccloud, and the Smith, and the Feather, and Upper Putah Creek, I've got fucking KAYAK FEVER MAN."
by King Casual November 10, 2009
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