Kabaddi

A physical game originating in India/Pakistan. It is played between two teams, where player of one side tries to tag the player(s) of opposite team, while saying Kabaddi Kabaddi or Kaudi Kaudi and keeping his/her breath alive and then gets back to his/her own side once he/she tags. While the defending team which is being tagged will try to take down the player who is saying Kabaddi Kabaddi until his breath runs out.

Two main forms of the game are:
1. Circle Kabbadi.
2. Rectangle Kabbadi.

I will not say Kabaddi is almost as physical as American football but it comes close.

by Dilpreet April 3, 2006

Kabbalah

1. A form of Jewish Mysticism, dating back at least to the 12th Century or even earlier. Kabbalists themselves say it dates back to just after Adam was expelled from the garden of Eden. From mediaeval times, the Kabbalah has been "borrowed" by Christian alchemists and ritual magicians.

Note that real magicians do not charge money for spiritual enlightenment.

2. A cult invented in the 1960s by a fake Rabbi called Michael Berg. He basically just read all the books on the subject and created a million-pound enterprise aimed at getting money out of gullible celebrities like Madonna, etc.

1. Isaac Luria (famous mediaeval Kabbalist): The way to enlightenment is to meditate upon the secret teachings which the Lord has hidden within the scriptures.

2. Michael Berg: The way to enlightenment is to pay me $200 for some old tat that was already available free or next to nothing anyway.

by Dr Pinch October 22, 2004

kabaling

while playing the MMO Skyshard heros you favor using just undead hero Kabal, blasting whole bases to the ground.

I got back at the other guild by Kabaling every base in their guild.

by TedNugent November 14, 2013

Kablameyshmack

Ka • blam • ey • shmack
/kablam'e'shmak/
Verb
Usually refers to an extremely sharp and forceful smack, but can be used to describe any form of damage or extreme force inflicted by one object to another.

"Boy fuck outta here 'fore I kablameyshmack yo staple remover lookin headass."

"The dodgers are going to kablameyshmack the reds tonight bro."

by Shoul June 11, 2017

Kabam'd

Getting gang-banged in your booty-hole forever. But just like in a bad dream, everytime you try to call out for help the only words that you can seem to mutter are "Please sir, may i have some more?

Oh, you just got a 5star Kamala Khan? You might as well drink mercury and punch yourself in the back of your own head until you die because you just got kabam'd so hard that you'll probably die from receiving a massive pink sock and all that anal leakage.

by SqueezinKittys August 3, 2017

KABDATS

An abbreviation for “Keep a bitch dumb about this shit”.

Ciaran: I heard Polly wants to come on our holiday with us, maybe we should tell her about our plans to go on a road trip.
Joe: Nah fuck her, KABDATS y’know

by ClarendonBoydem March 5, 2021

Kaballin

When your speed is what’s helping you humiliate or destroy your enemies or opponents in reference to the fictional character Kabal from the Mortal Kombat series who is known for his superhuman speed.

Scorpion in furious anger launched his spear across the fight line but it was in vain as Kabal ducked the projectile and sprinted down to Scorpion like a bolt of greased lightning and gave him a taste of his blades. “Kaballin” Kabal said with a grin. The announcer watches Scorpion get back up from that fatal blow and took a deep breath “Round 2. Fight”!

by Ed Boon March 22, 2021