Kali is the most annoying person you will meet in ur life so u should dump her if u have the chance goodbye
by Kali + Headshot June 15, 2018
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The girl who seams sweet and nice on the outside, but actually is the kind of girl who will take your best friend from you, and cause you to be a social outcast. She targets a innocent girl on the playground with her bestfriend, and then takes the bestfriend away. The girl wonders alone for along time, till they both move to a different school without Kali. I have survived a Kali attack, but it took me a year to become social again.
Girl 1: My bestfriend doesn't hang out with me anymore because of the girl!
Girl 2: You must have been Kali'd.
Girl 2: You must have been Kali'd.
by Megs4000 August 21, 2012
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Person 2: Watch you're damn language, cunt ass motherfucking bitch! You meant to say you bought some Kali yesterday.
Person 1: Shoot, my bad. Yeah, I brought some Kali yesterday.
Person 2: That's better.
Person 2: Watch you're damn language, cunt ass motherfucking bitch! You meant to say you bought some Kali yesterday.
Person 1: Shoot, my bad. Yeah, I brought some Kali yesterday.
Person 2: That's better.
by DEADMEMEGOAT May 12, 2018
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