Jurassic Monkeys

Jurassic Monkey.A word used as a substitute for the word "drug" or a substitute for the specific name of a drug, such as "dope, crack, cocaine" and various other drugs of that variety that Green Day made up to avoid being censored when speaking of drugs.

Tre Cool of Green Day is on way too many Jurassic Monkeys.

by Billie's rock and roll girlfriend September 11, 2005

Jurassic Kunt

Title used in the Boris Johnson "Deano Valley" Parody/joke "Jurassic Park" where the joke illustrates how long Boris will remain in power despite all the fuck ups.

How long is he gonna stay in power - 2 years maybe 6. Welcome to Jurassic Kunt

by poopoo7766 June 28, 2022

The Jurassic Jamestown

A traditional ways to celebrate Thanksgiving Month. This tradition dictates that one consume a turkey leg every day of the month of November until thanksgiving day itself. On Thanksgiving day one should consume all parts of the turkey. Sages differ on whether a turkey leg/day must be consumed from Black Friday until the end of November.

A: “hey bro, you doin’ No-Nut November this year?”
B: “Nah man I’m just gonna do the Jurassic Jamestown”

by SimchaChern November 10, 2021

jurassic slapstorm

a noun for a women with a extremely loose vagina.

Pamela Anderson is a jurassic slapstorm.

by randomanonymous April 13, 2008

Jurassic Park

A place where y frickin die!

Bob : Don’t to to Jurassic Park

Joe : you can go because I want you to die!

by Ian Malcum May 14, 2018

jurassic world

a dinosaur theme park where idiotic people think it's fun to create the end of the f***ing world.
(indomonus rex)
by far one of the greatest movie series of all time.

boy 1-hey, you wan't to go to jurassic world?
boy 2-*slaps him and walks away*.

by tyranospider March 3, 2022

Jurassic Jo

Jurassic Jo

Jurassic Jo, When a female has been giving her fella head in the car she then raised her head like a dinosaur from a scene from Jurassic Park, then claims to have lost a contact lens on the floor.

by Bluenose82 February 27, 2021