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José José

José José Is a mexican singer, who sang "La Nave Del Olvido", "El Triste", "Gotas De Fuego", "Cirano", 40 y 20, etc.

He sadly died from cancer on 2019.
by La Nave Del Olvido... March 17, 2025
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María José

Maria Jose is amazing, so gorgeous and always has a lot to contribute. She is one of those people that you will never regret meeting, seriously, she is wonderful. She can be somewhat unnoticed, but when you get to know her, you realize she is full of surprises. She is fascinating. Maria Jose has a heart of gold, she always wishes the best for others and acts accordingly, she has the courage to forgive, however, she will never forget and that is very clear, she has been through a lot of shit, but she tries to move forward in spite of it. Physically she is quite attractive, she may not admit it, but she is, with her brown hair and beautiful honey-colored eyes, it should also be noted that she has great lips, bro she is hot, damn. Maria Jose can be a bit bipolar, she changes moods more than she changes her underwear lol, one of two things, either she gets really angry or she cries until she can't anymore, but in general, she tries to keep her vibes as calm as possible. Her emotions may not be very stable, but if her health, she never gets sick, literally, NEVER! Oh, She is very, very dedicated and committed, without having to remind you of her plans even once, you will see, Maria Jose is phenomenal, one of the most unique girls out there, appreciate her! :)
María José is phenomenal.
María José is so beautiful.
María José is special.

María José is unique.
I really love María José! ♡︎
by kooiloveu November 23, 2021
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José Miguel Gomes Borges

He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho
Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta
by O gato feroz que fode a puta September 29, 2019
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China José

A yellow man of little stature who is mentally 7
You’re being a china josé
by Inglesh September 1, 2025
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José Theodore

Sexiest goalie in NHL history.

One of the nicest people you could ever meet.
José Theodore has gorgeous brown eyes.

José Theodore makes ladies swoon.

All men wish they could be half as sexy as José Theodore.

José Theodore is a BAMF.
by mrsvalden June 11, 2011
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Saint José

A Saint-José is a brazillian football fan that believes each brazillian youngster is a generational talent.
I never knew you were a Saint José.
by not_generel_at_all February 19, 2022
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José

A José is the sweetest most caring person you will evah meet, and someone who laughs at the simplest things. Their skin is 80% boyfriend material and 20% cuddles with a dash of fluffiness and cuteness.
He is also a pussah master and attracts all cats.
Sad cat owner: Why does my kitty love José more than me :c
Experienced sad cat owner: He’s a José ie pussah master
by Vaiking February 24, 2019
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