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José

One of the most Portuguese names out there being very hard to spell from people that aren't portuguese themselves, José's usually are either shy people with great sense of humour and some way inteligente or a complete douche who prefers being a world wide known criminal over being a business guy and running over a couple of strip clubs, usually the first one, though.

José is a great name in portuguese culture being that it was during the reign of D. José I that one of the earthquakes that marked Portugal the most. (1755's Lisbon Earthquake followed by a tsunami that wiped out most of the cost line of Lisbon).
Over all José it's a pretty good fucking name that I'm proud to have.
Some guy: Hey José!
José: Sup man!
Some guy: Im good man.
(conversation suddenly starts)
by Shraken January 8, 2017
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José

José is the God form of any Mexican giving the power of enchilada and guacamole. Basically Mexican Shazam.
Ex : JaMarcus “José!”

JaMarcus now our God
by Josê April 29, 2021
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José Dias

professional yapper.
i don´t wanna be rude, but bro stfu
You such a José Dias.
by yapping October 16, 2023
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José Queefo

When a girl eats a BIG bean burrito, take a shot of that good ole JC, and then takes a ride on the merry go round! You can guess what’s coming next 😏
Wooooof!! I can smell that potent José Queefo from a MILE away!

Gonna take a shot of Jose Quervo…then breathe in her Jose Queefo later bro!
by Loberson November 22, 2023
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Simón José

I s a good person, but in some stressful cases, his laugh is contagious, like his penis, very funny, but lonely at the same time, his first love was a failure, and the one that followed after that too, he hates the Samuels but nothing compares to him I hate that he has SOSO.

I had a Simon, the great man, but he became a fag
Simón José is definition comes from YES, which means positive, yes to everything.
by Sancha August 4, 2023
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Simón José

Simon, a charming person, but at the same time stressful, a great friend, and a great person, although sometimes stressful, he has great erotic thoughts, and a small penis, a nice person, his first love was a failure, and his second too, he hates the Samuels but what he hates the most is SOSO
Simón José definition comes from SI, which means positive, yes to everything.
by Sancha August 4, 2023
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