Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise

When you Go to McDonald’s and order a sausage biscuit, but it is a trap. It isn’t a McDonald’s, but rather it is the Penn State locker room. Instead of a sausage biscuit, you get Jerry Sanduskys sausage in your biscuits, and you scream in agony as he turns you from a “tight end” to a “wide receiver”.

This Morning, Bubbles went to McDonald’s, and was greeted by famous football coach Jerry Sandusky with his famous Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise.

by Bob statutory January 20, 2021

jerry springer shit

anything that could be or should be on the Jerry Springer Show

" OMG Did you hear about dave shagging lisa and heather... they are twins "

" That some jerry springer shit right there"

by Paul C 2008 January 21, 2008

Jerry of the day

Local ski area term for a "gaper" or "geek" -- one who is pretty clueless about skiing or snowboarding.

There goes "Jerry of the day" sending it .

by DannyTheC November 6, 2017

Jerry Springer Show

A television show where people come to solve their relationship problems and beat up whoevers causing that problem.

Usually has either fat black chicks ripping eachothers wigs off,
lesbians/gays/bisexuals/sexually confused people,
two fairly good looking girls fighting over some fat ugly jerk or vise versa,
or a family thats in a love triangle/square/octagon whatever

Jerry Springer Show:
So Timeka, your sisters having sex with your boyfriend, and and your moms having sex with your lesbian girlfriend, who your cheating on your boyfriend with, and your boyfriends banging your sister, and your cousin? ya? alright, so, oh theres more, whos James?

-james turns out to be some guy the mom met on myspace and fucked, and hes fucking everyone else on stage plus the main chicks old best friend-
JERRYJERRYJErRRY

by HEY FAT FACE May 19, 2010

Jerry Woo

Jerry Woo is usually a person who goes by the name of "Silky" or "Silky.Durag" he always claims he is "Woo" you may ask what is a "Woo" , ''(Woo is a New York gang created in Brooklyn by Pop Smoke)'' One of the main motives that Jerry "clams" Woo is that the fact he is from a hood called The Flossy, "(Floss or Flossy located Canarsie, Brooklyn, is sometimes called Floss or Flossy)". Jerry Woo additionally affiliates himself with individuals such as Quelly Woo and DFAI Woo who are as well from his section, in the end Jerry Woo so called "Silky" in fact is not a Woo Member or in other words a "Fake Woo Member".

Individual 1: Do you watch Silky? "(Jerry Woo)"

Individual 2: Yea, I heard he ah fake woo

by Jason_Bigex November 24, 2021

i want you to fuck me Jerry

what are you fucking gay

i want you to fuck me Jerry. FUCK ME

by what are you fucking gay September 23, 2017

Jordy

I have not been friends with him for very long but what I’ve learned from my experience is. Jordy is HALARIOUS. Loves memes. Handsome. Loves soccer. He’s athletic. Cute if I didn’t already mention. And so fun to be around. He is definitely a ladies man. I mean I wouldn’t judge the girls who like him because he’s handsome and funny and sweet and so much more but I already mentioned it. Stay friends with him no matter what. Because well I don’t really know why and I’m waiting to see why I love being around him. But stay friends with him. Because he’s amazing. I’ve only known him for a few months and I can’t remember my life before I ever talked to him. I lost him, and I truly miss him a lot so when you find yourself a Jordy like this don't lose him.

Jordy I love and miss you.

by Peaches🥰 July 15, 2019