jono mill

The act of dating a midget

damn, that guy is such a jono mill

by Illestcuntout#420blazeitallday July 21, 2014

Jono Argument

An argument in which a person with an absurdly high IQ taunts another person, whose IQ is slightly (but significantly) lower, until the latter person cracks and storms out in a fit of anger (usually takes all of 30 seconds)

Fiona: Man, did you see Jono storm out of here before?
Hannah: Yeah, don't worry about that, we just had a Jono Argument

by hbenns November 28, 2014

Jono

someone who is attracted to fire; another word for pyromaniac

man, I love the way that grass is burning. Am I turning into a Jono?

by jonojudge153 October 26, 2018

Jono Cann

Jono is the biggest gimp of the century. He’s got a little Weiner and no cock. He can never get hard and only gets in with his best friends

Jono Cann I want to go to bed with you. Actually not anymore

by Tyler Mascali August 15, 2018

Ashleigh and Jono

A good match. They are a good couple and they work well together.

Look at the couple goals with Ashleigh and Jono

by Anonymous 7265518 April 15, 2018

Jono

Noun -

Jono (Jonathon) is a young lad, when its durry time you can witness him crawl out of his cave (he'll probably smell like shit though, so watch out). He's both fat AND gay, so if you're up for a challenge you can try and befriend this wild beast of a boy. Normally dummy thicc and retarded.

Adjective-
When something is both fat and gay.

Noun-

"Oh shit! is that jono?"
"Yeah, we should leave before he sees us"

Adjective-

"Ah heck man, my ex just got with a new dude"
"nah dont worry about it, he's probably jono"

by Iwanttodrinkpiss July 9, 2019

Jono

Absolute gronk. Fucking retard.

Yo is that Jono? Ugh, I hate him he's such a Gronk!

by Jonosagronk July 29, 2019