by jonojudge153 October 26, 2018

by Illestcuntout#420blazeitallday July 21, 2014

An australian term to name someone, meaing they are just not a great guy. However, this is much more proper used when in a situation where your friend does something unfriend like.
Example 1
Tim: Frase, you wanna come to my place this weekend?
Fraser: Nah mate im going to practice my bowling technique
Tim: You are such a Jono Ellis, Frase.
Example 2
Kizza: So why didnt Goldsy come out last weekend?
Sitchy: He had to go shopping with his new girlfriend.
Kizza: What a Jono.
Tim: Frase, you wanna come to my place this weekend?
Fraser: Nah mate im going to practice my bowling technique
Tim: You are such a Jono Ellis, Frase.
Example 2
Kizza: So why didnt Goldsy come out last weekend?
Sitchy: He had to go shopping with his new girlfriend.
Kizza: What a Jono.
by Urbaner Dictionarius November 11, 2012

by j2ono August 19, 2022

The gay friend of the group who stays in the closet. He is a musical man who can get all the man ass he wants. Normally the guitar, but can be part of a choir as well. He also owes you the 20 he borrowed from you last year.
Lisa: Hey, you see that guy over there?
Matt: The one that touched my ass 3 times?
Lisa: Yeah, his name's Jono.
Matt: Figures.
Matt: The one that touched my ass 3 times?
Lisa: Yeah, his name's Jono.
Matt: Figures.
by The Pain Is Unimaginable October 7, 2020

Large and sexy. Every girl wanna sit on it all day and night. It suits people best if there name begins with D.
by Creecred22 May 9, 2017

by woodytheledge June 6, 2009
