jono long 

To experience convulsions when confronted with the possibility of interaction with the opposite sex.

In possession of a grossly underused choad.

She was so hot man, i almost went all jono long

jono long by jim May 14, 2004

Jono Long 

To get sweaty palmed at the first hint of a conversation with a member of the opposite sex. Usually in possesion of a choad.

Oh man, hes gone all Jono Long on us!

Jono Long by Ally B May 11, 2004

jono and dav 

the two hottest most spectacular, extravogent, funny, outrageous, fabulous, super dooper, guys in this universe known to all forms of life.
i can keep on going on and on about them there is so much to say, however due to little space and time, i am unable to even incorperate a minute fraction of anything about them, there is just too much. i can say one thing though. wowsles.

wow, look at that group of rely hot amazing guys, who nearly make up a minute fraction of what david and jono make up. pfft, we are such loosers compared to them n so are they.

jono and dav by jono and dav January 6, 2005

jono lazar 

really cranky bastard. Very angry, an has the world against him.
Has extreme roid rage.

calm down man, you are acting like jono lazar

jono lazar by The GDaddy September 5, 2004

Jono brett 

Annoying yuppi with a really fast and ear-damaging laugh. Should be shot immdeietly if discovered...Will buy his way out of anything

man: Dude, grab my shotgun, i want to shoot that Jono in the head!

Jono Brett: DUDE WHAT THE HELL YES HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

Jono brett by williewilliewilliepirate April 3, 2009

jono ilori 

a guy who is really big headed and up his own ass too far!

alright stop being such a jono ilori

jono ilori by woodytheledge June 6, 2009

Jono Ellis 

An australian term to name someone, meaing they are just not a great guy. However, this is much more proper used when in a situation where your friend does something unfriend like.

Example 1

Tim: Frase, you wanna come to my place this weekend?

Fraser: Nah mate im going to practice my bowling technique

Tim: You are such a Jono Ellis, Frase.

Example 2

Kizza: So why didnt Goldsy come out last weekend?

Sitchy: He had to go shopping with his new girlfriend.
Kizza: What a Jono.

Jono Ellis by Urbaner Dictionarius November 11, 2012