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if you know a Jonny then more fool you. Such a dickhead that you should feel ashamed of yourself for even being with him. Prefers to spend time with his girl best friend than you. Makes you feel second best. Hates the fact that you can't see him all the time. Never ever go out with someone called Jonny, he will make your life hell and make you regret everything!!
hey see that idiot over there
yeah
he looks like a jonny
Jonny by amazingperson1998 January 12, 2014
Guy: Hey jonny!

Jonny: Hey!
Guy: You're a twat.
Jonny: Yep
Jonny by MrPoppersInPain January 15, 2018
Jonny is the person who is really sweet. He really likes that booty and is swigity and swaggity for that booty. He is sexy AF and lots of girls say he is really thicc and has a chode.
Girl: Is that Jonny?
Jonny: Are you thicc?
Jonny by Ksjdhd November 26, 2018
1.] a young man in his twenties afraid to come out of the closet. but has made out with multiple guys in his teen years. he also had a three some with one girl and another guy. 2.] someone who had dated a female thats figure is shaped like a man. 3.] touches little boys around the ages 16. 4] a free loader, who acts like a female. 5.] a very jealous ex-boyfriend that acts nice, and attempts to wiggle his way back in his ex girlfriends life.
My girlfriend has a Jonny of an ex boyfriend.

(to a gay man),so you're going to hook up with that jonny?

i can't ever get the jonny out of my house! he never pays rent.
Jonny by thatchickwiththeface January 5, 2010
A man who is in love with Samantha simpson and wants to marry her.
Wow look at Samantha! back off bro she belongs to jonny that's his future wife!
Jonny by Vapeindaily December 25, 2016
A absolute stinker off man , he is a absolute smelly little boy , really really dirty , never normally washes,looks abit like a piggy, smells like one to .
"Jonny licked his brother " means what is says
Jonny by Jsjsjjsjsjsj December 10, 2016