Jonny

A stupid boy, who wastes his time pooping

"Oh, look Jonny is on the toilet again"

by Walkerboi October 26, 2018

jonny

a boy who has a vag.

man jonny has such a little doodle.

yeah.
he has a vag,

by trennalised March 3, 2008

Jonny

A jerk-muffin-head who you think you can trust but it turns out he is a jerk-muffin-head and then goes and dumps you for a girl that he dates for two days and then breaks up with. Also, he may tell all your secrets and ruin your life so don't tell him any of your secrets.

girl1: hey how are you and jonny?
girl2: if you ever say that name again i will shoot a baby in the face.

by Lfe September 29, 2009

Jonny

A total dickhead who likes to think he's hung, overuses the word "nigga" and thinks he's fly. Overall, he's alright. If casually racist.

"Yo, don't bother with him, he's a total Jonny"

by Massive Twat September 4, 2016

Jonny

A gay ninja who enjoys the likes of steps, the spice girls and busted concerts and a cock in and around his mouth

you like steps? your such a jonny!

by barnesy1990 February 23, 2010

Jonny

A sly, sneaky cunt, who does'nt have the balls to back up his comments, is thick as fuck, lazy and lives off the back of his mothers hards work. He causes trouble and hides behind his equally slyish, cuntish, wankerish, family.
has tiny balls and the forehead of an orangutan.

He's being a right jonny he is.

by truthspeaker2011 June 3, 2011

Jonny

an ugly, pale piece of shit with no life. Deepthroats bananas and bites the peel like a retarded shit. known to be a "basic man whore". listens to Ghostemane and Marilyn Manson and has the shittiest grades.

ew look at the little worthless shit, must be a jonny or something.

by GodzillaCock May 31, 2019