des joke

A joke made by someone that literally no one laughs at.

That joke was a Des joke it fucking sucked

by Mr bonar DUI October 28, 2017

Jokes on you

when you try to pull a joke on someone and instead you are the victim, the joke is on you.

If you put glue on your friends seat and mistakenly sit there, the jokes on you

by Qachosky June 7, 2014

shitty joke

A crappy gag is a shitty joke.

One piece of shit turns to another piece of shit and says, " I feel so crappy." Now that is a shitty joke.

by jpg3 July 13, 2012

joker out

Shagadelic softboi rock group of five devilishly handsome young men with indecent notions.

Yesterday’s Joker Out concert was amazing!

by slej April 29, 2023

Jean joke

A category of jokes that are really lame and not funny. A Jean joke is a joke you should not laugh to. This is especially present among newbies trying to make jokes.

Person A: Hey, why did the chicken cross the road?
Person B: why?
Person A: Because it was bored.
Person B: OMG, that was such a jean joke

by kellllveeeriiinooo May 17, 2011

bergen joke

A Bergen Joke is one that takes copious amounts of effort to plan while producing low to moderate levels of humor. Typically, a Bergen Joke is enjoyed most by the joke-teller and after successfully completing a Bergen Joke, one should be moderately pleased with oneself when the subjects express their confusion regarding the amount of effort exerted. Historically, Bergen Jokes find their roots in dad-jokes, but in an extended manner and with added shenanigans.

I knew it was a Bergen Joke when my girlfriend couldn't believe I spent 5 months teaching the cat to turn off the lights when our house-guests are in the shower.

He's the best at Bergen Jokes, he never knows when its time to give up.

by mbrowntownclown April 1, 2017

Jokerize

Defacing your own pictures to look like the Joker from the Batman movie The Dark Knight.



Here are the steps to jokerization:

1. Find a good picture of yourself
2. Copy and paste it into Paint
3. Using the pencil or paintbrush tool, blacken your eyes
4. Using the aforementioned tools, switch to the color red and draw a big smile across your lips
5. Writing "WHY SO SERIOUS" on the picture is optional

Ta-da! Jokerization!

In response to The Dark Knight, many people have jokerized their pictures and put them up on Facebook.

by Backyard Betty August 16, 2008