Stop N' Shop Johnnie

A very crazy dirty hobo that picks through trashcans, talks to everyone and gives useless advice. He also walks with a limp due to getting hit by a mack truck. you can find him walking the streets of hull and hingham, and at any liquor stores in that area. He also claims that he lives on the moon and gets there on a space monkey.

Stop N' Shop Johnnie digs through trash in the hingham/hull area on a daily basis.

by herpegonasifilus420 December 5, 2009

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moll and johnnie

(formerly) secret derogatory term used to describe a colored person (derived from the Italian mulignone)

I cant stand those gi-rilleys, in private I call em every name in the book, but in public I have to be a bit more diplomatic, so I refer to them as moll and johnnies, and they are so stupid, they dont know what I'm talking about...

by the gabba goul January 8, 2005

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Getting "Johnnie'd"

When you sneeze it's about as far away from homeostasis the body gets and actually recover on its own. For a micro second every muscle contracts and relaxes without any control maneuver we try. Be it just a quick one time "bless you" sneeze or the repetitive uncontrollable sneeze-o-rama the same somatic short circuit occurs. Knowing this, and knowing you are going to get deepthroated why would I not put some pepper around the umbilical region and if needed lower? The awesomeness of being deepthroated is because the throat is trying to force the cock back out. This spasm is what gives the one being deepthroated that, "OH SO HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY FEELING" Getting "JOHNNIE'D" causes the repetitious spasm causing sneeze lottery....... Unfortunate. Possibly. For the throat of that special watery-eyed individual looking up at you with that WTF expression. Fabulously unparalleled phalic fun time for the receiver. Enjoy and well, ENJOY!!

I PLANNED ON GETTING "JOHNNIE'D" TONIGHT SO I HAD DINNER BROUGHT TO THE ROOM.

by JaxSnow July 10, 2019

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